Things That Amuse You

**neufox47** · 10-04-2022, 09:18 PM

Originally Posted by Danno

This amicus brief by The Onion filed in the SCOTUS: https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketP...us%20Brief.pdf

Worth reading even for non-lawyers.

This is amazing. Thanks for sharing. So many laugh out loud lines.

I’d love to be a fly on the wall to see one of the justices read it.

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**Viva** · 10-05-2022, 12:57 PM

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**chicken feathers** · 10-07-2022, 09:59 AM

I'm hangin out at a coffee shop. A young guy just showed up in an Audi w/ a RTT, walked in set his man purse and matching backpack on one table. Got his fancy coffee thermos filled (has a leather leash to hold it w/), and takes another table outside which he laid out more accessories on. Cigar case, cigar holder, lighter, phone, headphone case.
A women just pulled and looked at him like WTF?

PB · 10-07-2022, 01:13 PM

Well accessorized, that one.

**JimmyCarter** · 10-07-2022, 01:36 PM

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**liv2ski** · 10-07-2022, 02:11 PM

^^^^ Ballsy

**Danno** · 10-07-2022, 02:34 PM

The Southwest app seems not to work on the wifi at both DIA and Phoenix airports. Can't load my boarding pass on my phone unless I disconnect from the wifi and use cell data. That's amusing.

**~mikey b** · 10-07-2022, 03:18 PM

that’s normal

“guest wifi” sucks pretty much everywhere

cellular almost always better

dumb fuck

**Mustonen** · 10-07-2022, 03:42 PM

Just now…. my dad, yelling from the bathroom while taking a shit: “Vladimir Putin is only ten days older than I am!”

**Bunion 2020** · 10-07-2022, 04:01 PM

In line at the checkout of the Grocery Store (it is the spendy place in town but outstanding Yoga Pant viewing).

Lady in front of me asks the checker, "do many people complain about how expensive food is getting"?

**Core Shot** · 10-07-2022, 09:24 PM

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Handling hot steel with thin gloves?
In flip flops
Sauvage

And amusing.

**J. Barron DeJong** · 10-07-2022, 10:01 PM

Holy shit.

I worked with someone who went to the Pyrex factory and he thought it was unsafe (correctly) since there was a stream of molten glass that was unguarded so you could have just reached into it. Here they’re one step removed from doing that…. as their job.

**frorider** · 10-08-2022, 02:59 PM

A Republican secretary of state candidate in Arizona who claimed last month he goes to the polls in person to vote has a roughly 14-year history of voting mostly by mail, according to Arizona journalist Dillon Rosenblatt.
Mark Finchem, a Donald Trump-endorsed conspiracy theorist, said at a debate last month that he does “not care for mail-in voting” and it’s why he “goes to the polls.”

I know hypocrisy is supposed to enrage us but these qtards amuse me.

**old goat** · 10-08-2022, 03:58 PM

The people who stand in line to vote at the polls are the same people who can't figure out how to get out of jury duty. (No I'm not cynical.)
Or people like my wife who didn't get her ballot last election and had to vote at Truckee town hall, where poll workers outnumbered voters 3 to 1. (There were 3 poll workers). It still took her 45 minutes while they checked her ID up and down and tried to figure out how to do a provisional ballot. I suspect she was the only customer they had since the polls opened for early voting.)

**m2711c** · 10-08-2022, 04:33 PM

voting in person here is the best... free doughnuts and wicked tasty bake sale goodies supporting local causes. i'll start mailing them my ballot when they start mailing me my doughnut.

fact.

**Buzzworthy** · 10-08-2022, 06:41 PM

Polar opposite worlds. I’d have to vote in a mormon church here. No donuts.
I’ll mail that shit in haha

**MakersTeleMark** · 10-08-2022, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by Buzzworthy

Polar opposite worlds. I’d have to vote in a mormon church here. No donuts.
I’ll mail that shit in haha

How is that legal.

**Buzzworthy** · 10-08-2022, 08:20 PM

You’re the law guy, you tell me. Felt like I was going to spontaneously combust in there.

**MakersTeleMark** · 10-08-2022, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by Buzzworthy

You’re the law guy, you tell me. Felt like I was going to spontaneously combust in there.

I guess you have to pay more dues for that, fuel isn't cheap.

**riser4** · 10-09-2022, 11:56 AM

Thing #3 put this on the shopping list.

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I took me a while to figure out he wanted this.

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"I even smoked that tied stick."

**MagnificentUnicorn** · 10-09-2022, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by Core Shot

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I wish I could embed gifs here

Handling hot steel with thin gloves?
In flip flops
Sauvage

And amusing.

I had some friends that owned a large foundry in Fresno back in the ‘90s, they contracted out some really large fittings for irrigation projects to a company in China. They showed us some video of the foundry over there. The workers were wearing shorts, sometimes a t shirt and flip flops. They moved these giant cauldrons of molten iron around on overhead tracks and tipped them into the castings using long gaffs. No gloves or eye protection of any kind, it was kinda wild.

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**Viva** · 10-10-2022, 08:11 AM

NFL's first ever dick concussion?

Interesting treatment protocol.

Is that Darnay Holmes, former bruin? Figures.

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/s...e51a4f_v1.html