Things That Amuse You

[jm2e]

I’ve been waiting for a Gross Point Blank sequel. Still hoping. It’s gonna be Awesome!


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[MakersTeleMark]

I’ve been waiting for a Gross Point Blank sequel. Still hoping. It’s gonna be Awesome!


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Have you not seen War, Inc.? It wasn't good.

[JimmyCarter]

Because of a Vietnamese coffee reference in the opposing thread:
A guy who works for me is Vietnamese and knows I like some coffee. When he goes home or his family comes here they bring me coffee from Vietnam and the packaging is amazing.

Quotes from famous dead people that kinda mention coffee

Coffee as the Most Special Energy On Earth


Enjoy our coffee on your yacht!


Or in your countach!

[KQ]

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[Core Shot]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ing-trail.html

A California woman plunged head-first into a filthy vault toilet at a national forest after dropping her phone in, then falling as she tried to retrieve it.

The unidentified woman lost her handset while visiting Mount Walker in Washington Tuesday during a trip to the Olympic National Forest.

She then decided to fashion a makeshift harness out of a dog leash to try lowering herself into the toilet, only for it to collapse under her weight - and send her flying head-first into the hole filled with human waste.

After 20 minutes, the woman managed to retrieve her device, then used it to call 911 to summon help.

[highangle]

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Dog salmon conkin' the gillnet! Dunkin' floats!!

[::: :::]

Sounds shitty

[highangle]

"I know, right? Of all the times to faceplant!"

[Svengali]

Long Drop in Slow Motion, surely has flashbacks!

[TBS]

A mom and two small boys (five and seven) get on chair with me. I ask the kids my standard question
“Do you have the best mom in the world for taking you skiing on a school day?”
Older one puts finger to lips, looks up, thinks for a moment and sez
“Best in the whole world? I don’t think so…”
Ouch!

[babybear]

How about when you google anything now you get the “People also ask” just down the page.
there’s some really amusing stuff in those lists

[MakersTeleMark]

How about when you google anything now you get the “People also ask” just down the page.
there’s some really amusing stuff in those lists

It would be cool if you could add a kink filter to the results automatically.

[babybear]

I think they already do that

[MakersTeleMark]

[waveshello]

How about when you google anything now you get the “People also ask” just down the page.
there’s some really amusing stuff in those lists

Amusing, yes, also sometimes enlightening or disturbing, or any combination of the three. Looking up pregnancy/baby stuff up with my wife last year was a trip!

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[waveshello]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ing-trail.html

A California woman plunged head-first into a filthy vault toilet at a national forest after dropping her phone in, then falling as she tried to retrieve it.

The unidentified woman lost her handset while visiting Mount Walker in Washington Tuesday during a trip to the Olympic National Forest.

She then decided to fashion a makeshift harness out of a dog leash to try lowering herself into the toilet, only for it to collapse under her weight - and send her flying head-first into the hole filled with human waste.

After 20 minutes, the woman managed to retrieve her device, then used it to call 911 to summon help.

Oof... That is the old stomping grounds. I shared with my family and they are definitely amused. What got me was the "After 20 minutes..." LOL.

My sister says: "After hysterically crying for 19 minutes and actively looking for 1 minute...."



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[BmillsSkier]

Because of a Vietnamese coffee reference in the opposing thread:
A guy who works for me is Vietnamese and knows I like some coffee. When he goes home or his family comes here they bring me coffee from Vietnam and the packaging is amazing.

Quotes from famous dead people that kinda mention coffee

Coffee as the Most Special Energy On Earth


Enjoy our coffee on your yacht!


Or in your countach!

Beethoven’s English was shit.

[jm2e]

But he was very precise with his coffee routine. Tgapp would approve.


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[tgapp]

But he was very precise with his coffee routine. Tgapp would approve.


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60 beans is way too many, Beethoven was a fucking scrub

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[Buzzworthy]

Been a long time since I played wingman. Buddy is sucking her face off at the bar.
I am very amused 😆

Just dropped em at her hotel. She’s on a business trip.

Woah!

He has now just accepted a new offer to go work in NYC, live in Jersey City, NJ, with his ex wife, her mom, and their three kids under 6.
Spent 3 years in a divorce to now give up his freedom again and go back to dealing with the histrionic ex. And she really is a piece of work.

Would you make that decision for $100k more a year?

Guess this last part goes in the shit that annoys you thread. What.The.Fuck.

[MakersTeleMark]

What kind of wingman are you?

[Buzzworthy]

What kind of wingman are you?

I’m betting she pegged him.

[MakersTeleMark]

I’m betting she pegged him.

He's getting pegged either way.

[Flyoverland Captive]

At a friend’s 40th birthday party tonight, I was offered molly, blow, and dmt, all of which I declined (hey, I had to drive home). The other guests partook, and as I was leaving, their drugs were kicking in as the DJ was cranking the Ramones, while a 50-something fit chick did a pole dance. Kinda reminded me of college.

I smiled as I snuck out the door; the next generation will be ok.

[powdrhound]

Woah!


Would you make that decision for $100k more a year?

An additional $100K isn’t enough to get his own place?