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  1. 04-13-2022, 02:05 PM #2726
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Removing the tape gun from inside someone’s box sounds exactly like something I would do.
    This is pretty much how I imagine the life of an ED doc.



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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post
    This is pretty much how I imagine the life of an ED doc.



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    I have removed many a foreign object from places nature did not intend for me to find them, but never a tape gun.
    The best one was a woman--pediatrician's wife--who injected her nipples with silicone to make them erect because she thought her husband would like it. She used the stuff you use to caulk around your bathtub. She went straight from our clinic to the insane asylum.
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    Well hell, who doesn't like some nipple action, but that is not the way to do it.
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    Been a long time since I played wingman. Buddy is sucking her face off at the bar.
    I am very amused 😆
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    Just dropped em at her hotel. She’s on a business trip.
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    I’m still stranded in winnemucca. Stranded!! Please help me. Please! I need a ride home to Verdi. Please! This is surreal
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    Quote Originally Posted by MTT View Post
    I’m still stranded in winnemucca. Stranded!! Please help me. Please! I need a ride home to Verdi. Please! This is surreal
    Have you ever seen a road with so much dust and sand?


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    Quote Originally Posted by MTT View Post
    I’m still stranded in winnemucca. Stranded!! Please help me. Please! I need a ride home to Verdi. Please! This is surreal
    I am home now. No shit I don’t recall ever being so scared. I was desperate. Fortunately I still have a couple real life friends. Pissed he had to drive from Truckee to winnemucca and back. But he did. I neglect my people. I need to stop talking my people for granted. Don’t do that. You might need them.
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    So you posted about it in the “Things That Amuse You” thread?
    focus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mustonen View Post
    So you posted about it in the “Things That Amuse You” thread?
    Are you not amused?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzzworthy View Post
    Been a long time since I played wingman. Buddy is sucking her face off at the bar.
    I am very amused [emoji38]
    Does this mean we are officially done with COVID?

    WOOHOO!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontuckyFried View Post
    Does this mean we are officially done with COVID?

    WOOHOO!!!

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    I was in a club in Denver the other night and 2 random girls rolling hard on molly came up to me with no words and started making out with me ... without asking my vax status. I'd say we're done.
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    your bullshit is amusing
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    Not amused.

    Fucking lawyers. And stupid people.

    It’s a light bulb. But turn off the breaker and hire an electrician. Lol.

    PS. Those garage lights suck. 5,000 kelvin is harsh on the eyes.
    And 8,000 lumens?

    I returned mine. Replaced it with a 3,500 kelvin 200 watt equivalent led bulb.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Not amused.

    Fucking lawyers. And stupid people.

    It’s a light bulb. But turn off the breaker and hire an electrician. Lol.

    PS. Those garage lights suck. 5,000 kelvin is harsh on the eyes.
    And 8,000 lumens?

    I returned mine. Replaced it with a 3,500 kelvin 200 watt equivalent led bulb.
    You are more counter clockwise than that bulb. Laps.
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  22. 04-16-2022, 09:49 AM #2747
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    The two young ladies renting my kid's house called the management company about a dead light bulb. The management company called an electrician to change it. $250.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MTT View Post
    I’m still stranded in winnemucca. Stranded!! Please help me. Please! I need a ride home to Verdi. Please! This is surreal
    Winnemucca?
    I'm confused why you didn't panhandle for some change, hit the casino, roll big until you won enough for a comped limo, and have the chauffeur drive you home with six ladies in the back while drinking champagne.

    Seems like the mag thing to do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    The two young ladies renting my kid's house called the management company about a dead light bulb. The management company called an electrician to change it. $250.
    Wow. And people wonder why stereotypes exist. Haha

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