Things That Amuse You

[MakersTeleMark]

Went to the post office for the first time in over a week. My box was crammed, one with a random white package, and another with an amazon one.

I haven't ordered from amazon in forever.

Sat down with my pocket knife to take my evening dump and opened them both up to find 2 boxes of COVID tests from the feds, and one from the state.

And another recall notice on a Ford from 2011.

That is supremely amusing.

[MTT]

I just finished watching
Nobody

I was entertained. And amused at times

Suggest for mindless entertainment

[MTT]

Sorry I just have to

[KQ]

[El Chupacabra]

......

[MTT]

[powdrhound]

Abe looks very uncomfortable.

[krp8128]

Abe looks very uncomfortable.

Forgot his knee pads

[riser4]

No poodling!

[Ted Striker]

Review of a local shop

Took the bike there for a paint job. Went over paint samples, picked the paint and agreed to a price. Dropped the bike off and they said it would be ready in a few days… 2 weeks went by, checked in, not quite done… 3 weeks later and still no word. Then we hear the owner has been riding the bike around town!

[JongDoe]

wow, grande pelotas for sure.

[old goat]

According to the WaPo the steepest section of the Olympic Downhill course is 68 degrees.

[PB]

For what, 3 feet????? The backside of a jump?
I suppose it could be a not so subtle ploy to trick all the serious DHers to over ski the course and DQ, with the locals being forwarded and just casually cruising down the course for the gold, being the only survivors.

[old goat]

I assume the reporter got it wrong--68% grade, not degrees (34 degrees, which is still pretty damn steep)
Yesterday I skied a run that according to Ski magazine is 45 degrees. It's a groomer.

[El Chupacabra]

WTF is "cottagecore?"

[babybear]

WTF is "cottagecore?"

according to wiki
Cottagecore is a fashion aesthetic popularised by teenagers and young adults celebrating an idealised rural life.[1] It was developed throughout the 2010s[2][3] and was first named cottagecore on Tumblr in 2018.[4] The aesthetic centres on traditional rural clothing, interior design, and crafts such as foraging, baking, and pottery, and is related to similar aesthetic movements such as grandmacore, farmcore, goblincore, and faeriecore.[5]

I think I recall my parents bitd calling those types “carrot crunchers” [emoji38]
and “grandma core” cracks me up too

[bonewrenched]

If I want to google "grandmacore", should I use my work computer or wife's computer?

[old goat]

Depends where you work.

[riser4]

Depends where you work.

Well played.

[chicken feathers]

WTF is "cottagecore?"

cottage core comedy

[El Chupacabra]

Hallelujah! It's the second coming!

[abraham]

Somebody argued for the need to display ancient Persian characters in the URL.

[El Chupacabra]

Douchey driver in an Audi crossover speeds around me fast, whips in front to get into the turn lane ahead of me at a red light. Light turns green, douche doesn't move because he's looking at his phone. I honk. He glares in mirror, then guns it ahead.

Pull up behind him again at the next stoplight, and then notice that in the dirt on the Audi hatchback glass, someone has drawn several penises and wrote "PRICK" in big letters. Douche apparently didn't notice.

[Meadow Skipper]

Benny’s lame-assed trolling in the Super Bowl 2022 thread.

Serious weak sauce.

[Core Shot]

Valentines Day is abbreviated VD