Bobby's used car lot and Free Carfax

[cmcrawfo]

How much for the surfboards?

[Timberridge]

How much for the surfboards?

If you buy a car, Bobby throws in a hand job from a UTenn co-ed named Ashley and a surfboard for free. It's called customer service.

[Bobby Stainless]

If you buy a car, Bobby throws in a hand job from a UTenn co-ed named Ashley and a surfboard for free. It's called customer service.

Im glad there are a few men of culture left here.

[JimmyCarter]

If you buy a car, Bobby throws in a hand job from a UTenn co-ed named Ashley and a surfboard for free. It's called customer service.

[Timberridge]

Im glad there are a few men of culture left here.

Sometimes you need to explain to a few people around here that this is not the Subaru dealer who gives you a lifetime free oil change for the Outback. This is cutting edge machinery with a bespoke clientele.

[JimmyCarter]

This is cutting edge machinery with a bespoke clientele.

Used cars are kinda the opposite of bespoke. I think you're just saying that Ashley from UTenn better be a real Ashley and not an Ashley Sue or Ashley Anne.

[Bobby Stainless]

He said Bespoke Clientele dick! We're fucking classy alright!

[JimmyCarter]

He said Bespoke Clientele dick! We're fucking classy alright!

You wouldn't know a classy broad if she took a dump on your head!

[Bobby Stainless]

sold

[abraham]

He said Bespoke Clientele dick! We're fucking classy alright!

Are those officially licensed SUPs??? Or are they bespoke knockoffs?

[Bobby Stainless]

That 458 Spider is officially licensed. I don't sell surfboards.

[Ottime]

Those surfboards are pretty damn bespoke. Nothing says class like a surfboard in a land locked car dealership. Top notch. Where can I purchase one of those beauties to throw in the back of my ‘97 Tacoma to really take things up a notch?

[JimmyCarter]

sold

Random question - is a Ferrari harder to sell in navy vs red?

[k2skier112]

Sell a real mans car, not that foreign shit.

[XXX-er]

I would take a red one over blue any day

I assume them boards are tied up so they couldn't come crashing down on some purty car

[Bobby Stainless]

or a compromise, 4 liters of freedom rebuilt in the USA.

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Singers are fucking sick but it would be hard to put a value on one.

Sell a real mans car, not that foreign shit.

Ill look into it.

[Timberridge]

Random question - is a Ferrari harder to sell in navy vs red?

It depends whether Ashley or Ashley Ann is available.

[JimmyCarter]

It depends whether Ashley or Ashley Ann is available.

If I want the full Bobby Stainless treatment from either of the Ashleys I'm picking up a GT40 in Tennessee Orange.

[Bobby Stainless]

Random question - is a Ferrari harder to sell in navy vs red?

Its easier to sell one of the rare colors. Every dealer already has red/tan.

[Timberridge]

If I want the full Bobby Stainless treatment from either of the Ashleys I'm picking up a GT40 in Tennessee Orange.

I like the cut of your jib, sailor.

I believe those come with a matching color GT snowboard.

[JimmyCarter]

I like the cut of your jib, sailor.

I believe those come with a matching color YETI cooler.

FIFY

[cmcrawfo]

So... the surf boards aren't for sale?

[Bobby Stainless]

sold

Sell a real mans car, not that foreign shit.

sold

So... the surf boards aren't for sale?

Yep. 20k each. 30k for both.

Let me know.

[Bobby Stainless]

Nothing says class like a surfboard in a land locked car dealership. Top notch.

Nothing says dumbass like dumbass statements that make no sense. Top notch.

[wyeaster]

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