Any of you young punks even know who he is? Comic genius, burlesque style. Brilliant man. I try to tell people about him, and I get blank stares.
Any of you young punks even know who he is? Comic genius, burlesque style. Brilliant man. I try to tell people about him, and I get blank stares.
Hell - most people probably don't even know who Benny Hill is.
Fucking W.C. Fields... come on, man.
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Is he a Bank Dick?
Or just a regular Dick?
Kill all the telemarkers
But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
Water. Ech.
I was always more of a fan of Fatty Arbuckle. And when I didn't feel like "watching", I'd crank up some King Oliver on the stereo.
Your dog just ate an avocado!
My dad loved him so I at least know of him. I'll watch some stuff tonight.
He hated Mae West, and the feeling was mutual. He called her "A plumbers idea of Cleopatra."
When on his death bed, he was surprised by friends in the hospital as he was reading the bible. His response was, "Just looking for loopholes."
Those sound better if you hear it in your head with him saying it.
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