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    Trackhead's Vagina hurts ...

    Got this in an e-mail a little while ago regarding skiing on July 1 for Christ's sake!!!

    "I am going climbing again in LCC at 9am, not going skiing because my vagina hurts." Trackhead.

    wa, wa, wa

    fuggin sad ya backcountry elitist snob; not worthy of HCAC status biaaatch
    "... she'll never need a doctor; 'cause I check her out all day"

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    You are so fuggin predictable.

    I have all next week off. I will be dawn patrolling all week while your chump ass is in Denver yanking your wanker, then back at your drawing board at UDOT.

    So when you finally decide it's ok to climb, let me know. I'll hand you the rack and the sharp end, and we'll see who's vagina hurts.

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    Stay close to your computer while at work. I am sending you a vid of the Vortex soon.

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    I love when you guys court each other.

    ps. send me the link too TH!!!
    so many mountains...so little time

    www.splitboard.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trackhead
    I have all next week off. I will be dawn patrolling all week yanking my wanker, then back home for some warm porridge and milk that my mommy made me.
    I didn't know warm porridge and milk made vaginas hurt less??
    "... she'll never need a doctor; 'cause I check her out all day"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xover
    I didn't know warm porridge and milk made vaginas hurt less??

    Your an ass, but your always good for a laugh.

    I think I can hear your cackle way over here.

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    What a cute couple you guys are...all feisty n' shit.

    Oh, and X-if you're in town on Saturday, DTM and I will be skiing..

    Yeah, you heard me SKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGbwahahahahahah!
    you sketchy character, you

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    cackle, cackle
    "... she'll never need a doctor; 'cause I check her out all day"

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    Quote Originally Posted by altachic
    What a cute couple you guys are...all feisty n' shit.

    Oh, and X-if you're in town on Saturday, DTM and I will be skiing..

    Yeah, you heard me SKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGbwahahahahahah!
    I might dawn patrol saturday am after my porridge and milk. But I have to be back in time to pick up my prescription for my Mangina. PM me if you want to go out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xover
    I didn't know warm porridge and milk made vaginas hurt less??
    From what the ladies say, you don't know much of anything about Vaheena's.

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    ^ think first, then post

    that way your sorry ass attempts at a witty comeback don't take up 2 replies "Porridge and Milk" Team Manager
    "... she'll never need a doctor; 'cause I check her out all day"

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    My taxes pay your salary.

    Get back to work, BITCH!

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    kiss and make up?

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    I wonder what Mrs. Trackhead thinks of all this flirting.

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    i'd love to get an audio recording of a double date between:
    Trackhead & Xover
    Blurred & Splat
    "It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
    - A. Solzhenitsyn

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    Alright Xover, I've cracked under pressure.

    What time you heading out tomorrow morning? I have to be back at the mouth of the canyon to go climbing at 9am.

    I'm in ya wanker.

    I'll be there. Groggy eyed from lack of sleep. But there none the less.

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    We'll be here, anxiously awaiting the video.


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    "... she'll never need a doctor; 'cause I check her out all day"

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    better bring plenty of these for tomorrow



    to help with this

    "... she'll never need a doctor; 'cause I check her out all day"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xover
    Hey, I've been there!!!

    some might say i reside there

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