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  1. 12-27-2017, 02:17 AM #1
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    Dear dairy...

    well,,, it is 2am -- I got a call yesterday morning that my house may have been invaded yesterday at 4am. ... it was seventeenBelow(F)...

    Dave said he called the state police...

    after Work yesterday(,) I called the State Police who could only say it looked like someone had entered though the garage...
    yes : I was there Monday evening...

    I don't really have anything the addicts could resell -- a ten year old laptop, a pair of RTMs. lots of old skis...


    so at 3am I will head for the house -- on Monday it was a seven hour round-trip...

    I need to be back at Work at 9am. the math really doesn't work...


    may the force be with you... tj
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    Hope you're not lactose intolerant.



    +++vibes+++ on the house situation.
    The Sheriff is near!
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    let us know what hapens tj. Sounds ungood.
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    Maybe they were after your cheddar. Good luck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldSteve View Post
    i never questioned mcgwire's sexuality before now
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  9. 12-27-2017, 01:32 PM #9
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    Well, he did go to an all boys HS w some very questionable jesuits. Just sayin.
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    They use to put a lot of growth hormones in milk
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    Quote Originally Posted by skiJ View Post
    after Work yesterday(,)
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    The wife went dairy free, she smells alot better now.
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    I spent part of my vet school senior year clinics rotation at a dairy. All day with my arm up to the shoulder in a cows arse, stand in ankle deep shit, piss and ice cold water...Tulare in February

    What that has to do with getting your house broken into, I don't know, other then they both suck. Hope they just ate your Doritos and moved on.

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...    iscariot
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  16. 12-27-2017, 05:50 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    i never questioned mcgwire's sexuality before now
    Seriously. Is that stache milk or spew?


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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnwriter View Post
    Seriously. Is that stache milk or spew?


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    Spooge.


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    Dear dairy...

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  21. 12-27-2017, 07:59 PM #21
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    Wait...
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    Maybe it's the punctuation.
    No longer stuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    dear diary, i’m still not shooting blanks.
    Smash your nuts harder?
    No longer stuck.

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