So I found a dead deer...

[TNKen]

He is swinging by later for the obligatory case of brew, correct?

[Flyoverland Captive]

Offered, declined.

[GoldMember]

Cool!

[AK47bp]

Hit by a car.
Struck by lightning.
Shot with small caliber rifle, .22 and likely no major entrance wound, no exit wound.
Shot with a bow hence little to no no major external damage.
Chronic Hemorrhagic Wasting Disease
Old age.

Full Blown AIDS.

[Game Over]

Turns out my local sheriff's department is awesome; an officer came by to give me a tag, and just tossed it into his pickup instead. Problem solved.

Nice! Good to hear. I've had really good experiences with Lane county as well. Usually when people crash into our pastures.

[XXX-er]

" Meals Under Wheels " a magazine artical on Road Kill

http://northword.ca/winter-2005-06/s...-roadkill-list

[neckdeep]

Did you call your local Fish and Game office? They'll probably want to see any deer that has died mysteriously. Epizootic Hemorrhagic Disease, (aka "blue tongue") has been spreading westwards over the the last decade and it is confirmed in central Oregon.

[Flyoverland Captive]

F and G said they weren’t interested, unless I saw it “behaving strangely” before it died.

[iceman]

"blue tongue"

Papa Smurf's girlfriend has that I heard.

[Timberridge]

Defaming and objectifying Papa Smurf's girlfriend.

Way to go iceman.

[sb]

Cut out the tenderloins and leave the rest.

[El Chupacabra]

I'm too late to this thread, but for future reference:

- run it through a wood chipper? It worked in Fargo.

- box it up, affix a SASE return label from some organization you don't like, drop it off at USPS.

[TBS]

Turns out my local sheriff's department is awesome; an officer came by to give me a tag, and just tossed it into his pickup instead. Problem solved.

That's some service
You in Deschutes or Crook county?

[Flyoverland Captive]

Crook. Turns out the officer lives a few miles from me, and has tons of mule deer all over his place too, so he sympathized. Nice guy.

[Game Over]

Oregon Ave this morning

[Game Over]

- run it through a wood chipper? It worked in Fargo.

Actually thinking back on that scene it didn't really work out at all

[Cono Este]

I had a wounded deer on my property with an arrow in it, called the PD and they told me to shoot it. So I reluctantly shot it and then I called back and asked when they’d come get it, they laughed. They said let Mother Nature take care of it.

2 weeks later it was a skeleton. Coyotes, owls, etc. saw a gigantic owl one morning eating it up.


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[KQ]

Oregon Ave this morning

had one that size snoozing in my back yard today.

[XXX-er]

I don't blame the moose, safeway has the best produce eh?

[XXX-er]

https://bc.ctvnews.ca/deer-spotted-w...-b-c-1.7122643

A deer wearing his vis, how does that happen ?

[Skistack]

He must work in construction.

[exsparky]

I had been drinking and thought it would be "funny" to get the deer drunk too.

After soaking some corn in beer... one thing leads to another and stuff like this happens you know?

I guess I have too much free time and too many high vis jackets and corn and beer.

I would like the jacket back. I'm going to leave out some more natural light ice, he likes that and see if he comes back.

[Harry]

https://bc.ctvnews.ca/deer-spotted-w...-b-c-1.7122643

A deer wearing his vis, how does that happen ?

Few years back (ok, probably 25 years ago…) at the Montana State Prison in Deer Lodge a work party of minimum security prisoners were doing logging right near Discovery ski area. Over the course of the summer a friendly moose kept hanging around with them. They fed it sandwiches and it would take naps at their jobsite. Work spread among the other prisoners and soon the prison was buzzing with daily reports from the minimum security prisoners to the others about how the pet moose was doing. When hunting season came around the prisoners painted the word “PET” in big blaze orange letters on both sides of the moose.

A hunter shot it anyway, took the rack but left all the meat to spoil (a crime in Montana).

A riot broke out at the prison as a result that required the National Guard to quell.

[old goat]

I hitched a ride in Wyoming from a trucker, between I80 and Lander. We spotted some pronghorn and he told me about a friendly one the truckers used to feed at a pullout. Which turns out to be a good way to get a pronghorn shot.

Last time I found a dead deer I cut off its head and tied it to the roof of my car and drove cross country bathing in deer juice.

[PB]

... with RFKjr riding shotgun?