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  1. 10-22-2017, 10:32 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    I reject gender roles and I think I may have caught ear mites from my kitten.
    What is a gender role?

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    Have a mama cat clean out your ear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    I peed sitting down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronWright View Post
    I do that at night when I don't want to turn on the light.
    I do that on a regular basis in one of my bathrooms because that toilet splatters really bad. And I have to clean it
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~mikey b View Post
    What is a gender role?

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    Have a mama cat clean out your ear.





    Thanks for the advice but the ear thing turned out to just be congestion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NW_SKIER View Post
    I do that on a regular basis in one of my bathrooms because that toilet splatters really bad. And I have to clean it
    Just use the bathtub.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alias_rice View Post
    Just use the bathtub.
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    How Did You Prove Your Womanliness Today?

    I booked mani and pedi.
    May get pink nail polish.
    That’s pretty girlie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nutmegchoi View Post
    I booked mani and pedi.
    May get pink nail polish.
    That’s pretty girlie.
    If they have OPI elephantastic pink go for it - great color.





    BTW - the other night I started calling my kitten Meghan, "nutmegchoi". LOL! It just kinda happened..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    If they have OPI elephantastic pink go for it - great color.





    BTW - the other night I started calling my kitten Meghan, "nutmegchoi". LOL! It just kinda happened..........
    That is... SUPER GIRLIE!!!
    LOVE THEM!!

    I am honored!!
    From now on, Meghan is my mini-me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nutmegchoi View Post
    That is... SUPER GIRLIE!!!
    LOVE THEM!!

    I am honored!!
    From now on, Meghan is my mini-me!
    oh! Pretty! I like that color. I really need to go get a mani and pedi...
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    so can nutmegchoi at least be meghan's unofficial nickname?
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    Naming a cat and then changing the name on the regular is very womanly. Cats don't care. To me they are all kitty cat. I really have to dig deep to call a cat by its proper name.

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