I've shit my pants.

[Meadow Skipper]

My classic event was in midtown Manhattan, about a block from Rockefeller Plaza. Felt the problem coming on and ducked into a Starbucks. About 10 people in line for the rest room in front of me. I tried so hard to hold on. When I finally got in I used my pocket knife to cut off my boxers and dropped them in the waste basket.

[Supermoon]

I haven't read this entire Hall of Fame worthy thread, so maybe this is a repost. It's a classic either way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Qv25_DFR2k

Such a legendary story. Anytime it comes up I have to watch it.

[Supermoon]

My classic event was in midtown Manhattan, about a block from Rockefeller Plaza. Felt the problem coming on and ducked into a Starbucks. About 10 people in line for the rest room in front of me. I tried so hard to hold on. When I finally got in I used my pocket knife to cut off my boxers and dropped them in the waste basket.

For next time, if you go right of the Christmas tree and down an escalator there’s another bathroom by a different coffee shop that’s usually open.

[MakersTeleMark]

Not mine, but I'm sure this involved some sock trauma tonight. I definitely thought of this thread stepping over them.

[Meadow Skipper]

For next time, if you go right of the Christmas tree and down an escalator there’s another bathroom by a different coffee shop that’s usually open.

Would’ve been good to know.

[halliday]

Taking a piss in Manhattan is usually not a problem. Stealth over somewhere and let 'er rip, or make a trucker bomb and be on your way. There are some very challenging things in life and stealting a dump in NYC is a challenge.

[El Chupacabra]

Good times. Or was it bad times?

So that's what this song is really about!

In the days of my youth
I was told what it means to be a man
Now I've reached that age
I've tried to do all those things the best I can
No matter how I try
I find my way to the same old jam

Good times, bad times
You know I've had my share