TGR week in review

[riser4]

We're measuring flex now??? Fuck me.

I'll just stay on my 2x4 zealots from 06. Approval be damned, and dick pills are fun.

Am I still allowed to ski my R:EX? The Orange ones.

[BmillsSkier]

The Vail McDonalds is a lovely place after the remodel.

No word on the availability of the McRib.

Or Pio.

[Timberridge]

Working one 14 hr shift* at the Vail McD's will pay for a day lift ticket at Vail.

*After taxes and FICA

[JimmyCarter]

Mikaela Shiffrin could be above mediocre with the help of certain PSIA certified tgr folks.

[Viva]

Women are car-unaware. But they have vaginae, so it's all good. Usually.

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[DBdude]

bushwacker in PA made a return in the shiffrin thread - hilarity ensued

[skifishbum]

Geriatric's who can eat nothing but soup continue to post soup pictures

i likey sharks fin soup n chutes



no soup 4 U

[Timberridge]

i likey sharks fin soup n chutes

That entrance looks huckable.

[Meadow Skipper]

That entrance looks huckable.

Someone give him directions and a GoPro.

[cmcrawfo]

That entrance looks huckable.

But... we packed the half rope and the harness.

[skifishbum]

depends on the season
and/or skillset
for you id just do what the cubbies clan does
them sharks ill get cha

[BmillsSkier]

Has anyone mentioned the bears yet?

[skifishbum]

once upon a time we did a fishin summit at last chance ID
me n this gotama123456789 sumthin jong n kdog put in at osborne bridge late
got caught in a storm rolled into camp in the dark drenched n stoned to the bones
and i guess i left a watermelon on the table
and action packers aint bear proof
campgroundhost/natzi was furious
he had the county sheriff there
po po had nefws growin up
and wanted to talk about them way more about dogs than write citations and let me off with a warning
cgh was madder than a bear
at that turn of events
we stayed the rest of the weekend enjoyed piscatorial pursuits partied and laughed in a maggotly fashion
-the end

[Timberridge]

I think I followed along on that.

My BIL had a newfie (RIP) and now a landseer. Nice dogs, if you have a big car.

I've never thought to take a watermelon camping. Seems like the weight would be an issue unless you could roll it down hill most of the way.

[skifishbum]

its car campin although it is river accessible
i told them the rest of the crew was supposed to be there that morn and puts the vodka in the action packer
in the melon and make it all yogis proof and the sheriff laughed

[BmillsSkier]

No watermelon? How else can you carry a handle grip of vodka?

[BmillsSkier]

Reconstituted pork offal is still elusive.

Shit. Got. Real. In the skioff forum.

Boots. You should really try before you buy.

[Vt-Freeheel]

Ski off thread goes viral. Spares checked.

[sb]

Farts, should they stink?

[Timberridge]

Global warming theory debunked on the EC

Stoke pictures were scrotum-free this week

[Timberridge]

...and cutlery

[mall walker]

Farts, should they stink?

this panel of experts says "yes"

[irul&ublo]

digitaldeath buys cheap ass Chinese made tech knife knockoffs.

[PNWbrit]

...and cutlery

I'm thinking of starting a teaspoon thread next week.

Ok with you?

[irul&ublo]

I'm thinking of starting a teaspoon thread next week.

Ok with you?

How about Hummel figures? The gunfags probably have the GI Joe versions