"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
Both excellent points
I still call it The Jake.
Place is nothing but a bunch of boy scouts.
BigSteve crushed anyone's hopes of finding:
1. Bigfoot
2. Gyrfalcons
3. Common ground with mtngirl
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
iceman Mr. Mom'd two well-adjusted kids, almost certainly in jeans.
Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
Some people have offensive feet.
Some people have offensive socks.
watch out for snakes
Rocks.
I still call it The Jake.
Pillows
I am not in your hurry
They sold more Dodge Omnis than previously thought, and some would make for a fine ski car.
I still call it The Jake.
4WD SUV actually means small AWD Car.
Spook is a soccer mom.
Fun is expensive.
Does it?
I still call it The Jake.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
I don't think his wife would appreciate him talking about sex with someone else's wife.
Nor would he appreciate me talking about sex with his wife.
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