"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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5:00 isn't so early!
guy at the golf course at 7am this morning walked into the bar and ordered a double jameson on the rocks
You can’t drink all day if you don’t start first thing.
It's always after 5 somewhere.
it's always after 5am somewhere
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Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
Awesome!
My daughter picked the color.
Well maybe I'm the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
I’ve heard anecdotally that painting your toes helps keep you from losing toe nails.
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