I call this “Make supermoon great again over the Siskiyous”
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Well maybe I'm the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
Ha, I didn’t notice that.
I usually just get these things out when someone sits down next to me, act like I’m studying the shit out of it, then slowly look up at my new neighbor with a slightly panicked look in my eyes as I deliberately slide it back in the seat back pocket and ask for my 3rd bourbon.
I still call it The Jake.
IRUL
He's actually my daughters dog. He lives with us while she's at school. She did a lot of research a couple years ago when she was looking for a dog and knew exactly what she wanted. She had looked a a couple different breeders and was about 90% sure on one. She wanted to go check out one more place. We drove about 3 hours to check out the pups. When we got there we were blown away by what a shit hole the place was. Three pups and the mother in a house with dog shit everywhere. My wife just about puked at the door and wouldn't go inside. Once inside it was pretty obvious the dogs were neglected and some possible abuse especially on the smaller pup. We played with the pups for a bit and left kind of upset about making the trip and how the pups were being treated. We headed back home and stopped for lunch after about an hour on the road. As we ate my daughter said "I can't leave him there." After a lot of discussion and are you sure? we turned back and picked him up. After a couple trips to the vet and a couple weeks getting dewormed and de-fleaed he started to put on a little weight. Now he's our buddy and goes everywhere with me. Our daughter stops by a couple times a week to take hime for a long hike. The whole neighborhood knows him now. They don't know us but the know River. He's the friendliest dog I've ever had or been around. The mailman leaves milk bones in our mailbox several times a week. To answer your question about German Lines, This what we were looking for but not sure what we ended up with.
I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead
^^^ Good lord dude, Paragraphs!!!!!!
Are they... licking salt???
I think so. I've had a bunch of bighorn sheep lick the side of my car before.
Watched a gorilla crap in his hand and eat it.
Highlight of my week
Wow. I’m done.
Well maybe I'm the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
That's Pete, oldest Gorilla in captivity. Doesn't give a shit. Came right up to the glass ass first, crapped in his hand, turned and ate it.
Pure hilarity.
I bet he boils his steaks as well
I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead
Terry's Turf Club. Supposedly the best burgers in Cincinnati, and one if the best burgers joints in the US. It was good, but I've had better, even in Cincinnati.
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Your dog just ate an avocado!
Ah the frosted mug, an icon of a bygone age...
Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
Cletus: Duly noted.
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