The worst car

**balefulstare** · 05-03-2017, 10:42 AM

I can't believe nobody's mentioned this yet.

**Mazderati** · 05-03-2017, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by old goat

The worst car ever has to be the Crown Vic. Who wants to drive around in a cop car? The squarest car ever made.

Crown Vics go hundreds of thousands of miles as police cars and taxis. Definitely not the worst car.

**MagnificentUnicorn** · 05-03-2017, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by Kenny Satch

"She wants a car with a cup holder armrest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name
From Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket"
Cake

Adding 'Cake' after quoting the lyrics kinda ruins it.

**stuckathuntermtn** · 05-03-2017, 10:45 AM

My parents had a Chevy Corvair back in the day (long before I was around). Great horror stories.
Hm, let's see: insulation caught fire and flames shot out of the defogger vents. Rear engine car, and he said 1 day you could hear the cable that went from the clutch pedal to the actual clutch go TWANG and snap.
Idk, they had a crappy Volvo and maybe even a Bug all back in the 60s and 70s. I could be confusing some of the stories with the Volvo pos, but I think those were both instances with the Chevy.
Chevys still aren't much better, imo!
My uncle drove my Grandpa's Town Car for very long time after he died. Like, literally about 15(?) years. Idk my gradpa died in about 89 and my uncle must have had a thing into the 2000s. What a yacht. Lolz.

**Sluff** · 05-03-2017, 10:45 AM

Buddy of mine had a Chrysler K car. Mid 80's model I think. Total POS. Ended up catching fire and became a car-b-q one day in high school. A fitting end to that disgrace of a car.

**mcski** · 05-03-2017, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by 4matic

That's Jon Voight's car.

That's John Voight's car, you idiot!

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**AK47bp** · 05-03-2017, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by Mazderati

Crown Vics go hundreds of thousands of miles as police cars and taxis. Definitely not the worst car.

Plus, if you have a small penis, are a wanna be law enforcement, or even have a case of Napoleon complex it's great because most people think your a cop when you pull behind them. Add the spotlight and a big antenna for extra umph.

**Ted Striker** · 05-03-2017, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by 54-46

I had a '66 VW Bug and rolled it one night when I was drunk in college, so I ended up inheriting a school bus yellow VW 412. Worst car I ever had.

Just like this:
http://www.oldparkedcars.com/2012/06...hback.html?m=1

Even the guys with no car made fun of me...until they needed a ride...

I had the predecessor to that car. A 69 type 3.

**skaredshtles** · 05-03-2017, 11:02 AM

You guys aren't even close.

The mostest shittiest shitbox of all time:

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I'm not going to venture into other Soviet/Eastern European shitboxes which never were available in NA...

**Kenny Satch** · 05-03-2017, 11:03 AM

This is was and shall always be the worst car ever made.

**BFD** · 05-03-2017, 11:12 AM

biggest mistake bailing out GM

**Marshall Tucker** · 05-03-2017, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by hatchgreenchile

Anyone else ever seen that lifted yellow Trans-am near the Georgetown trailer park on I70?

no, but ahm lookin fodat sumbitch

**54-46** · 05-03-2017, 11:39 AM

Originally Posted by skaredshtles

You guys aren't even close.

The mostest shittiest shitbox of all time:

I'm not going to venture into other Soviet/Eastern European shitboxes which never were available in NA...

Yeah, horrific for sure, but did you actually own one?...

**flyandski365** · 05-03-2017, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by Cruiser

Yeah, I've been admiring that little gem for years. Thing's tits...

I don't think it's moved as long as I can remember seeing it, which was at least eight years ago.

**Cruiser** · 05-03-2017, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by flyandski365

I don't think it's moved as long as I can remember seeing it, which was at least eight years ago.

In my mind, that actually makes it better. A dream deferred, as it were...

**iceman** · 05-03-2017, 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

The worst car ever has to be the Crown Vic. Who wants to drive around in a cop car? The squarest car ever made.

Are you kidding?? Me, that's who. Put a tall whippy antenna and a spotlight on it and watch the highways open like the Red Sea before you.

Put some air shocks on it and let it breathe a little and you'll do 90 all damn day down any highway in 'Merica.

**iceman** · 05-03-2017, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by AK47bp

Plus, if you have a small penis, are a wanna be law enforcement, or even have a case of Napoleon complex it's great because most people think your a cop when you pull behind them. Add the spotlight and a big antenna for extra umph.

sorry hadn't read this when I wrote that up above

**skaredshtles** · 05-03-2017, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by 54-46

Yeah, horrific for sure, but did you actually own one?...

Fuck no. What kind of moron do you take me for?

You know what? Don't answer that...

**BmillsSkier** · 05-03-2017, 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by MARSHALL TUCKER

no, but ahm lookin fodat sumbitch

Funny. On the radio you sounded... taller.

**North** · 05-03-2017, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by flyandski365

I don't think it's moved as long as I can remember seeing it, which was at least eight years ago.

I saw it move this year...sorta. Sitting on one of the Eastbound Idaho Springs exit ramps, hood open, getting wrenched on.

**Marshall Tucker** · 05-03-2017, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Funny. On the radio you sounded... taller.

"I AHAM SHERIF BRANFORD."

**Kenny Satch** · 05-03-2017, 12:43 PM

**Name Redacted** · 05-03-2017, 01:00 PM

First car was a baby blue 1980 Buick Century. Wood paneling on the inside only. Was probably a nice car when it first came out. Total shitbox by the time I was done with it.