OFFICIAL 2017 MLB THREAD

[Tri-Ungulate]

Jeez...

[Mazderati]

FKNA.

[iceman]

Oh come the fuck on, I need to go to bed here.

[Diamond Joe]

Fantastic series. This should go down as one of the all time good ones. I can't remember one I have enjoyed so mucj

Not a baseball watching fan at all but this series is awesome.

I was thinking the exact same thing. This series has been absolutely awesome. This game tonight, is like the series as a whole so far- 3 run top of the 9th to tie it 12-12?!?! Fucking bonkers

[zartagen]

Oh come the fuck on, I need to go to bed here.

Seriously.

[MakersTeleMark]

Seriously?
It's not the 14th or anything.
... Yet.

[Tri-Ungulate]

Srsly. Totally serial.

[zartagen]

I'm just being a baby. This is worth it.

[zartagen]

Did anybody else see the guy yank Puig's HR ball from that lady to throw it back on the field? Fuck that guy.

[Mazderati]

I wonder if the one guy knows he looks like a carrot with that haircut.

[MakersTeleMark]

Did anybody else see the guy yank Puig's HR ball from that lady to throw it back on the field? Fuck that guy.

I was waiting for the punch, but alas very lady like about the whole thing.

[iceman]

Did anybody else see the guy yank Puig's HR ball from that lady to throw it back on the field? Fuck that guy.

I saw him throw it back but I didn't see him grab it. Hopefully it was his wife.

[Diamond Joe]

This game has been so exciting, extra innings just seems like whats supposed to happen

Gotta commit now though! whether it ends in the 10th or the 15th, if you're staying up for extras, you're in it till the end

[Tri-Ungulate]

I wonder if the one guy knows he looks like a carrot with that haircut.

[Mazderati]

Yeah, that's him.

[MakersTeleMark]

I saw him throw it back but I didn't see him grab it. Hopefully it was his wife.

Could have been.

Full Metal Jacket reference.

[alias_rice]

Could have been.

Did not look to be his wife. Probably the wife of the guy sitting next to him. My wife would have ripped his balls off and sent em on the field.

[Tri-Ungulate]

Wow, just wow.

[MakersTeleMark]

Iceman slides his slippered tosies to the bedroom, hoping not to awake the wife as he crawls under the covers trying to mask the frigity blood coursing through his veins.

[Groomer Gambler]

Wow.

[iceman]

Iceman slides his slippered tosies to the bedroom, hoping not to awake the wife as he crawls under the covers trying to mask the frigity blood coursing through his veins.

haha, after the game was over I did. I just hit power and went to bed the second run crossed the plate though. I just didn't have anything left to say.

[GeezerSteve]

FKNAmazing!

[nutmegchoi]

I stayed up as long as I could, but had to go to bed at 8th inning.
Seems like I missed a big party.

[neckdeep]

Did not look to be his wife. Probably the wife of the guy sitting next to him. My wife would have ripped his balls off and sent em on the field.

The two guys are brothers so he threw back his sister-in-law's ball. She was pissed only because she wanted to throw it back in herself. When asked by Yahoo Sports to defend his actions, the guy merely said, "Fuck the Dodgers" but then admitted he might have to give his sister-in-law his signed Nolan Ryan bat for robbing her of her moment.

I'd say he definitely owes her front row seats behind the plate to the Astros game of her choice, at the very least. Dick mooooove! Just another self-entitled dude robbing a woman of her own moment in the sun.

[SkiBall]

Sell that thing to a nearby Dodger fan. Profit.
But they will have their memories even if they don't attend BBQ's together anymore.