Would you eat it?

[dan_pdx]

You can get honey in glass if you look around. One time I had some crystallized honey in a plastic honey bear and it was a sunny spring day, so I put the bear on the dashboard of the car, where I thought it would be maybe 80°. Turns out it was more like 100° or more and the honey bear turned into an Ewok. Fortunately it didn't rupture and the honey was nice and liquid again. I think turning on the light in the oven might be a better bet for getting a temp that's warm enough to melt the honey but not the container, I'll try that next time.

[BCMtnHound]

We use a fair amount of honey. Buy it bulk in 10L pails I think. Crystallizes about halfway through the lifespan of the pail. Dig out the canner, bring some water to a boil, lower to lowest simmer and in goes the pail. A couple hours later honey is liquid for the day-use glass jar. For baking it is almost easier to carve out a crystallized chunk, pop it into the glass measuring cup, nuke, add/subtract as needed.

I love honey.

[Core Shot]

I’m shocked that any honey fan would want to microwave it. Glass jars. Please. And buy good local shit.
And yes, hot water bath can bring it back to life. PS. Those plastic honey bear things are the nastiest most awful honey sources ever. PPS. 10liters? Dang

[Cono Este]

I ate donkey in China. Like a spicy beef, damn good, luckily I was told after. Blood sausage could never do.

[shroom]

mystery solved

[BmillsSkier]

LOL

[present tense]

Should be tagged as already ate it, uncooked country breakfast sausage from a jimmy dean pack that had been zip-locked baggied in the fridge for what I’m estimating as two weeks based on my shit memory. Looked ok (just a little grey on side of package exposed to air)
, smelled fine, tasted fine. Childsplay compared to most on here but it did make me question “should” I eat it?

[mcski]

User name doesn’t chk out ^

[present tense]

Can confirm, 2 week old past tense uncooked breakfast sausage sealed in a zip lock baggie is A-OK to eat in the present tense.

[plugboots]

Am I doing this thread right?

[mcski]

User name chks out ^

[mcski]

How about eggs that have been in the refrigerator for 6 months? Edible? Green eggs and ham???

[XXX-er]

Back in the day I'm with my Dad at his buddy Luigis place cuz I gotta help process 60 chickens from the UBC experimnental facility

Luigi kills all these chickens by bleeding them out so no chickens running around with their heads cut off he ends up with a bowl of blood he gives to the little Grand mother that speaks NO english dressed all in black dress/ black leggings/ black shawl just like in the movies

she cooks the blood in a double boiler so it comes out in a solid bowl shape, she slices fries in garlic/ onions/ HOT peppers, The fried blood & peppers are so hot I can barely eat it, they wash it down with super high power homemade wine and its so strong i can barely drink that so they cut with 7-up for the kids

[Danno]

Am I doing this thread right?

Mmmm, soylent green...

[Danno]

Am I doing this thread right?

Mmmm, soylent green...

[dan_pdx]

How about eggs that have been in the refrigerator for 6 months? Edible? Green eggs and ham???

I have a flexible approach to food safety, but that's a "hell naw" from me. You should crack them and see how they look though, for science.

[Danno]

Just ate a yogurt (individual serving cup of greek yogurt) that was 4 weeks out of date. How much longer do I have to live?

[skaredshtles]

Just ate a yogurt (individual serving cup of greek yogurt) that was 4 weeks out of date. How much longer do I have to live?

If you had said 4 *years,* I might have worried. I think in this thread I posted about eating Greek yogurt that was one year out of date. It was fine...

[XXX-er]

I don't think Yogurt is something you gota worry about I mean its the product of the bacterial fermention of milk so as long as it aint blue I eat it

I checked out half an avocado in the fridge last night and that sure didnt last long, next time I open the can and eat it in one go

I we did a kayak trip on the north coast one year and the wraps were probably half rotten before we left so the meals just kept getting worse and rottten wraps is all there was to eat ever since when I buy wraps for camping i check every bag on the shelf for the longest stale date and forget thet organic shit I look for more words I cant prounounce in the ingrediants

[Danno]

If you had said 4 *years,* I might have worried. I think in this thread I posted about eating Greek yogurt that was one year out of date. It was fine...

I am disappoint, I was expecting something like "you gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers"

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[Danno]

If you had said 4 *years,* I might have worried. I think in this thread I posted about eating Greek yogurt that was one year out of date. It was fine...

I am disappoint, I was expecting something like "you gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers"

[skaredshtles]

I am disappoint, I was expecting something like "you gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers"

I chukkled.

[stuckathuntermtn]

Sell buy dates are a scam.