Meanwhile in Florida...

[riser4]

I look forward to hearing much more about the antics of a particular Florida man now that he can find his wildest schemes: https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/30/us/po...rnd/index.html

[Benny Profane]

Probably 86 years old.

[bonewrenched]

Florida man puts it in the wrong hole:

https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41638979...ot-on-his-boat

[old goat]

Florida man puts it in the wrong hole:

https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41638979...ot-on-his-boat

That's nothing. I knew a nurse to put a tube feeding down a nasal airway, with lethal consequences.

[bonewrenched]

That's nothing. I knew a nurse to put a tube feeding down a nasal airway, with lethal consequences.

Gah. Yuck

[evdog]

Florida man puts it in the wrong hole:

https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41638979...ot-on-his-boat

Good thing he didn't light a cigarette

[Garbowski]

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/fl...full-of-drugs/

[scrambledbacon]

That's nothing. I knew a nurse to put a tube feeding down a nasal airway, with lethal consequences.

Oh.


Oohhhhhhhhh....

[iceman]

Good thing he didn't light a cigarette

That happens somewhat frequently actually. Pretty easy to do when the boat's up on a trailer. I'm told.

[riser4]

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/fl...full-of-drugs/

Damn. You beat me to it. https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/04/us/fl...rnd/index.html

[riser4]

Florida man, I salute you. https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/f...rnd/index.html

[old goat]

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/fl...full-of-drugs/

I think I understand the thinking--who would expect to find drugs in a bag labelled "bag of drugs". Unfortunately for the dealers they failed to appreciate that the police tend to think literally.

[Benny Profane]

Maybe they should have labelled them bag full of dicks, which may have worked. Stuff the dope into dildos.

[Rideski]

Piece of shit man in Fla just offed a state trooper that stopped to help him on the side of the road.

[evdog]

Great headline, but be sure to read to the end

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...cid=spartandhp

[riser4]

I'm thinking the officer intentionally did that.

[happytimefunbox]

Can confirm

[happytimefunbox]

Yes

[TNKen]

Here honey, hop in my suitcase, it will be fun. Argument for always carrying a knife.

https://nypost.com/2020/02/26/florid...ng-him-to-die/

[Ripzalot]

^^Florida man will do anything for dat sweet poontang.

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[k2skier112]

ATLANTIC BEACH, Fla. (WFLA) — A Florida police department wants you to know that if you have recently purchased any illegal street drugs, you can bring it to their station to get it tested for coronavirus.

https://www.kron4.com/news/national/...t-it-for-free/

[happytimefunbox]

This is where I come to poke fun at my homeland when I have been naughty on the faceypage and they make me cool my jets





Edit to add- To be fair....

I'd swap Viera and Melbourne, Merritt Island would become Cape Canaveral and his second husband would be Merritt Island

[evdog]

Meanwhile, in Florida.... Hulk Hogan says we need Jesus, not a coronavirus vaccine.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/hu...id=mailsignout

[Benny Profane]

Wow, this could be posted in the Rat Flu thread, and the Police Behaving Badly thread, but, hey, it's Florida, so....

Florida Police Chief Accused of Linking Deputy’s Coronavirus Death to ‘Homosexual Events’ https://nyti.ms/2VlwmYK


A Florida police chief has been placed on leave after a police union said he berated his officers and told them that a sheriff’s deputy had died from the coronavirus because he was a “homosexual who attended homosexual events.”

Dale Engle, the police chief in Davie, Fla., a town of 106,000 residents west of Fort Lauderdale, was placed on administrative leave on Saturday “pending further review of allegations brought forward by the Fraternal Order of Police,” the town administrator, Richard J. Lemack, said in a statement.

Mr. Lemack added that “the allegations will be investigated in accordance with the Town’s Equal Employment Opportunity compliance policy by outside counsel.” He declined to comment further.

The complaint, which was written by Mike Tucker, the Florida State Fraternal Order of Police chief of staff, described a patrol briefing on April 7 during which Davie police officers expressed concern about the coronavirus.

Chief Engle “belittled” the officers and ordered them into the parking lot in formation “like cadets back in the police academy,” according to the complaint.

“Engle then proceeded to berate these members about the issues they raised, yelling about their ‘baseless’ concerns,” the complaint said.

Chief Engle then cited Shannon Bennett a Broward County sheriff’s deputy who had died of Covid-19, the disease caused by the coronavirus, four days before.

The chief suggested that Officer Bennett had contracted the coronavirus and died from it because “he was a homosexual who attended homosexual events,” the complaint said.

[Benny Profane]

And, the guvna stands proud as King of Florida.

Fla. governor deems World Wrestling Entertainment ‘essential business’



World Wrestling Entertainment, known as WWE, has temporarily moved all operations to Orlando, where it has continued to film television programs without an audience.

On Monday, 10 days after Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) issued a statewide stay-at-home-order in response to the coronavirus outbreak, he ruled that WWE is an “essential business.” That means it can keep operating in Orlando, where nonessential businesses have been forced to close.

“I think initially there was a review that was done, and they were not initially deemed an essential business," Jerry Demings, the mayor of Florida’s Orange County, said during a news conference on Monday. “With some conversation with the governor’s office regarding the governor’s order, they were deemed an essential business. So, therefore, they were allowed to remain open.”

It has been two days since WWE announced that an employee tested positive for covid-19. The employee is not an in-ring performer, WWE said, adding that they had no contact with performers or staff since they were exposed to the novel coronavirus. WWE said the employee tested positive on March 26 after coming into contact with a health-care worker, not someone from the company.

As of 6 p.m. Monday, Florida had 21,019 reported cases of covid-19 and 499 deaths related to the virus.