#walmartgoalsOriginally Posted by KQ
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Thread: Meanwhile in Florida...
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05-16-2019, 03:14 PM #201
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Have you seen a one armed man around here?
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05-16-2019, 03:17 PM #202
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Meanwhile in Indian River County good ol Florida Man gets one up on the Sheriff!
I fucking love this guy!! He would fit in well around here...
https://youtu.be/h6MFLMWKO0wBunny Don't Surf
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05-16-2019, 03:24 PM #203
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He could pass for light skinned African.
He better drive totally sober and at the speed limit from now on.
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05-22-2019, 10:12 PM #204
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“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
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05-24-2019, 03:53 AM #205
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I knew people that worked at disney and they would get my crew in for free. We would take mescaline or fry and giggle for hours and hours. Originally Posted by KQ
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05-27-2019, 04:55 PM #206
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Just traveling to FLA ain't safe. It changes you man...and woman too.
- Florida authorities say a Louisiana woman beat her wife with a bedpost, apparently upset her spouse put their marijuana through a washing machine.
https://www.local10.com/news/florida...a-deputies-say
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05-27-2019, 08:41 PM #207
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Yeah, no. There’s a wall now. Originally Posted by TheFugitive
And they only open the gate for the UGA-UF game and hot Jersey babes heading to Orlando.I still call it The Jake.
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05-31-2019, 05:35 PM #208
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Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident
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05-31-2019, 07:29 PM #209
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He doesn’t look too upset. Originally Posted by rideit
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06-05-2019, 01:47 PM #210
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Boat captain arrested for allegedly threatening, holding passengers hostage during fishing trip
https://www.foxnews.com/great-outdoo...ostage-fishing
Captain Mark Bailey, 36, was hired by Carlo Lopeparo, 35, for a day-long fishing excursion in Sarasota on Sunday. Lopeparo paid $2,000 for the trip and brought his friends and family, the Herald-Tribune reported.
According to the Herald-Tribune, the son of one of the passengers, Jason Rialmo Jr., 15, went to get a beer for his uncle, Lopeparo, from the captain’s pail on the second deck of the small charter boat. Bailey allegedly told the teen to put it back but Rialmo Jr. thought he was joking and brought the beverage down to the group. Bailey reportedly followed Rialmo Jr. and grabbed him by the necklace, which broke.
Lopeparo then reportedly got into an argument with the captain and began “yelling and screaming” before other passengers intervened.
The passengers tried to get the captain to return to shore around 2:45 p.m., but Bailey continued to steer the boat another 10 to 15 miles out. According to the passengers’ police reports, Bailey was drinking beer and rum during the trip. One passenger claimed to have seen the captain snorting cocaine and another alleged he was smoking a joint.
At one point on the trip, Bailey allegedly called Christopher Giuffre Jr., 23, up to the second deck and threatened him by saying, “I have a 9 mm and if I want, I will put a bullet in each of your heads and leave you out here,” the Herald-Tribune reported.
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06-05-2019, 02:17 PM #211
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duct tape that stupid fck and head for shore to make a police report at the slip.
I am not in your hurry
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06-05-2019, 02:23 PM #212
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Originally Posted by TBS
Originally Posted by Downbound Train
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06-05-2019, 02:30 PM #213
now Flyoverland Escapee!!
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06-05-2019, 02:32 PM #214
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Maybe she's from London? Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive
Originally Posted by Downbound Train
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06-05-2019, 02:43 PM #215
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Maybe but the Tampa St Pete area is a Florida as Fl gets Originally Posted by PNWbrit
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06-05-2019, 07:28 PM #216
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With my hometown a very close second
https://spacecoastdaily.com/2019/06/...t-fitness-gym/Titusville Man Arrested After Masturbating In Front of Customer At Fitness GymBunny Don't Surf
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06-05-2019, 09:20 PM #217
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“Alcohol May have played a role in her arrest” Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive
Looks more like meth
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06-09-2019, 06:41 PM #218
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06-10-2019, 06:51 AM #219
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Living in Bradenton Beach one winter when I was 18 was an interesting experience. It was the nursery where snowbirds went to learn how to be good Florida Mans and Womans. Thanks but no thanks. Holy fuck. I wonder how many of the people I met in my age range are still alive. Originally Posted by TheFugitive
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06-10-2019, 07:22 AM #220
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Poor bastard...
https://news.google.com/articles/CBM...S&ceid=US%3AenForum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident
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06-11-2019, 08:15 AM #221
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Honest officer, that white powder on my nose is not mine.
https://rare.us/rare-humor/florida-man-cocaine-on-nose/In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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06-11-2019, 02:07 PM #222
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A Florida woman was arrested last week on allegations that she squeezed her boyfriend’s testicles until they bled, police said.
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The report said the woman — identified as 21-year-old Katie Lee Pitchford — had become “enraged” during an argument.
An arrest affidavit, cited by the Miami Herald, said the man’s face was bloodied and had visible bruising. The man reportedly told officers that Pitchford had grabbed him “by his b—s and squeezed them until they bled.”
Pitchford was arrested for battery and accused of violating her probation, the Sun-Sentinel reported.
https://nypost.com/2019/06/11/florid...hey-bled-cops/
keywords: enraged, squeezed balls bled, battery, violating probation
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06-11-2019, 02:23 PM #223
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Plus aggravated eyebrows.... Originally Posted by TBS
A Florida woman was arrested last week on allegations that she squeezed her boyfriend’s testicles until they bled, police said.
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https://nypost.com/2019/06/11/florid...hey-bled-cops/
keywords: enraged, squeezed balls bled, battery, violating probationWhat we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
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06-11-2019, 03:39 PM #224
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She got the look of crazy
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06-11-2019, 05:36 PM #225
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Kinda gives off that "touch me, get cut" vibe...
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