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  1. 06-02-2005, 02:15 PM #1
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    Take heed you ignorant twits!

    Today in Washington, an eighth-grade boy won the National Spelling Bee.

    An EIGHTH-GRADER. And the kid didn't even have a spellchecker.
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  2. 06-02-2005, 02:16 PM #2
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    Whut our you talkin aboot?
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    Yeah, but he'll be a virgin forever!!!!!!
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    i was at this pizza place "abo's" for lunch, and i saw some of that. and it was on espn for some reason. i'd say at least 90% of the kids on that had a last name of "Jong" or "Lee".

    There was one kinda hot eighth grade girl, though.
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    Pedophile. P_E_D_O_P_H_I_L_E.
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    Heed taken! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to counting my toes to make sure there are still 10 of them.
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    Over here they're paedophiles. Still not hugely popular.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat
    Pedophile. P_E_D_O_P_H_I_L_E.
    I'm 14, so not really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by adam
    I'm 14, so not really.
    good point, but peverse still.
    More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap
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    Think of yourself as a paedophile trapped in a kid's body.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    Think of yourself as a paedophile trapped in a kid's body.
    I'm pretty sure most pedophiles would be into that. Maybe more "stuck" than "trapped," but whatever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinner
    Today in Washington, an eighth-grade boy won the National Spelling Bee.

    An EIGHTH-GRADER. And the kid didn't even have a spellchecker.
    Yeah, but you spelled "twats" wrong in the subject line.
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    HA!


    Thanks for the laughs. I needed em this afternoon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crinkle
    good point, but peverse still.
    you think i'm perverse? check out this guy!
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    I can see the headlines now.

    "Reno resident arrested for talking about pedophilia with a 14 year old boy on the internet."
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  16. 06-02-2005, 03:08 PM #16
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    ^hahahaha!^

    hey splat, wanna meet in a cafe sometime soon? i'd love to meet you!
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    For the Grand Prize-- a trip to Hawaii and a Lear Jet in the color of your choosing-- who can tell me the difference between "perverse" and "perverted?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinner
    For the Grand Prize-- a trip to Hawaii and a Lear Jet in the color of your choosing-- who can tell me the difference between "perverse" and "perverted?"
    Perverse is behaving in a way that is unacceptable, perverted is sexually so?

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    Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?
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    You can have your Lear in any color as long as it's blue. Please pull around to the loading dock at Sardy Field.

    And congratulations, you erudite twit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinner
    You can have your Lear in any color as long as it's blue. Please pull around to the loading dock at Sardy Field.

    And congratulations, you erudite twit.
    Sweet, blue's my favourite colour!

    Er, it's spelt 'twat' - awww shit...

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    Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by adam
    ^hahahaha!^

    hey splat, wanna meet in a cafe sometime soon? i'd love to meet you!
    Hey, this kid is WAY funnier than seldon!
    OOOOOOOHHHH, I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinner
    And congratulations, you erudite twit.
    You misspelled "twat" again.
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy
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    Quote Originally Posted by adam
    I'm 14, so not really.
    Sorry, smoke 'em if you got 'em..................
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinner

    An EIGHTH-GRADER. And the kid didn't even have a spellchecker.
    It takes a MAN to master grammar........................
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  25. 06-02-2005, 09:28 PM #25
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    That kid is definately smart.

    Anyone else see the movie Spellbound? It's a documentary about the National Spelling Bee. Excellent, excellent movie. Another one that's also good is Word Wars about Scrabble champions. Some of these guys make Trekkies seem almost normal.
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