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  1. 06-02-2005, 09:34 PM #26
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    Q: What’s the difference between a snowboarder and a vacuum cleaner?



    A: The dirtbag attaches different.



    so many mountains...so little time

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  2. 06-02-2005, 09:39 PM #27
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    Q: What do you call a snowboarder without a girlfriend?
    A: Homeless.

    Thank you, thank you. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

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  3. 06-02-2005, 09:50 PM #28
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  4. 06-02-2005, 09:51 PM #29
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    I ski and snowboard, but I prefer skiing. Probably because I can't ride like Baconzoo. (Yes, that's a compliment.)



    How does a snowboarder introduce himself?


    "... sorry dude."
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  5. 06-02-2005, 10:06 PM #30
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    Take your time. Just checkin........
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  6. 06-03-2005, 12:44 AM #31
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    How many snowboarders does it take to do a jump?

    Seven. the jumper, and 6 of his friends watching and shouting "Yeah, dude, sweet".

    thanx, I'll be here 'til next week. Don't forget to tip the bartender, dudes.

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  7. 06-03-2005, 07:22 AM #32
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    Q: What’s the difference between a snowboarder and a vacuum cleaner?
    LOL!!! You're killing me BC, I love this thread.
    Living the good life.
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  8. 06-03-2005, 07:58 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Freak
    Yeah, Bcrider is right... Snowboarding sucks (Splitboarding rules!)
    <grin>

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    so many mountains...so little time

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  9. 06-03-2005, 09:47 AM #34
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    I really love snowboarding but yes it is very tough being gay when you are straight.
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