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  1. #26
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    Pinnipeds rule, though. Let's not kid ourselves.

    I kind of like the playful porpoise
    A healthy mind and a healthy corpus
    He and his cousin, the friendly dolphin
    Well, they like swimmin' like I like golfin'.

    -Ogden Nash? I don't know. Basom had to recite it at our third grade "Whales" assembly, so maybe he remembers.

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    (Harbor Porpoise) Phocoena phocoena
    FKNA FKNA???

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    A brief look at my bookshelf and out comes the SAS Survival Handbook.... probably bought in the days when I fancied the idea of being a Macgiver type action junky... no matter... the advice contained therein relating to sharks is: "If sharks are present try to avoid passing body wastes which could attract the sahrks interest. If you must urinate, do it in short, sharp spurts and allow it to dissipate between spurts. Collect faecal matter in your hand and throw it as far away from you as possible. If you vomit try to hold it in your mouth and reswallow it, but if this proves difficult throw it as far away as possible. Make a loud noise with cupped hands slapping the water. Put your head under the water and shout...."
    The advice goes on, however, I maintain that if a beast that big came anywhere near me I would probably forgive myself for shi#ing my pants and would forget to pee in short sharp bursts and as for holding the vomit in my mouth..WTF?!
    On a serious note... it is a pitty that the shark was killed, I'm sorry that it will never live to see the day it made me crap my self in its mighty presence.

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    More on the mako

    There are all sorts of stories abouth the mako pictures here: http://www.yarmouth.org/magazine/urban.htm

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    If a blue whale left Idaho travelling east at 28 mph and a humpback whale left Souix Falls travelling west at 80 mph, where would they meet?
    ...And the greatest ice must crumble when it's flower's time to grow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas
    Damn! I forgot you worked at MBL.
    Monterrey Bay??

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattitude
    Monterrey Bay??
    Marine Biological Laboratory, Woods Hole, MA.

    Biatch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas
    Marine Biological Laboratory, Woods Hole, MA.

    Biatch!
    uh huh,
    uh huh,
    uh huh uh huh uh huh.





















    Horshoe Crab in ya face!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas
    Pinnipeds rule, though. Let's not kid ourselves.

    I kind of like the playful porpoise
    A healthy mind and a healthy corpus
    He and his cousin, the friendly dolphin
    Well, they like swimmin' like I like golfin'.

    -Ogden Nash? I don't know. Basom had to recite it at our third grade "Whales" assembly, so maybe he remembers.
    Ogden Nash.

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    Its a FEDERAL OFFENSE to even look at GW's the wrong way.

    If the Canadians haven't also passed this, they're a bunch of pussies.

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