What happened to the days when......

[Below Zero]

...you purchased a bottle of soda and you unscrewed the cap and you won a free soda. That does not exist anymore Now you fucking have to collect points and cash them in the internet, after you give them all your personal information. I hate that shit!

[MOHSHSIHd]

the place i worked at in vail sold sierra mist with the free itunes song downloads and free sodas....you can read the cap without even opening the soda....


i bet they still do that....go to 7-11 and check it out...


i used to have like 50 free itunes downloads, but lost them somewhere...

[GFP]

This is just another step forward by the relentless forces of capitalism in the ongoing disenfranchisement of the proletariat soft drink consumer. By constraining the method of prize redemption, the bourgeois owners and controlling parties of the soft drink company have further removed the common worker from the fruits of his labor. The worker is alienated both from his free soft drink and the ability to self-determine his means of acquiring said drink. Dictated process replaces personal choice. The common man is one step closer to losing all voice in the process of soft drink consumption and promotional rewards retrieval, and it won't be long until he surrenders the remainder of his personal freedoms to those who dictate his soft drink habits to him. At that point he will be free in name only, his spirit controlled by the strong but silent guiding hand of the soft drink companies.

That is of course unless the proletariat unite!

[Below Zero]

This is just another step forward by the relentless forces of capitalism in the ongoing disenfranchisement of the proletariat soft drink consumer. By constraining the method of prize redemption, the bourgeois owners and controlling parties of the soft drink company have further removed the common worker from the fruits of his labor. The worker is alienated both from his free soft drink and the ability to self-determine his means of acquiring said drink. Dictated process replaces personal choice. The common man is one step closer to losing all voice in the process of soft drink consumption and promotional rewards retrieval, and it won't be long until he surrenders the remainder of his personal freedoms to those who dictate his soft drink habits to him. At that point he will be free in name only, his spirit controlled by the strong but silent guiding hand of the soft drink companies.

That is of course unless the proletariat unite!

Yeah, that's right! Take that you bitches!

[whispering to guy next to me] What the hell did he just say?

[Z]

Screw Marx, and soda.

drink beer!!!!