"Ricer" car question

[Blizzard7763]

I drive a '92 Legacy wagon. Purple, for the record, and I'm proud of it.

Last summer, I was doing some off-roading, and ripped my muffler off. I decided that was a perfect opportunity to "modify" my car. I built a ridiculously huge wing out of OSB, and then spray painted it the same color as my car. I built it so that it will clip onto the factory roof rack, and can install/remove it in about 5 minutes.

Obviously, I only put it on when I am trying to attract laughs.

I recently gave up on keeping my car looking good, after hitting my second deer, and a horse. Don't ask.

Anyway, I think it's time for racing stripes this summer. I'm thinking Arctic Cat green. Any other suggestions?

[The AD]

Anyway, I think it's time for racing stripes this summer. I'm thinking Arctic Cat green. Any other suggestions?

That sounds good. How about paint your name under the driver's side window? To be cool you need to nclude your nickname in quotes.

[DJSapp]

I drive a '92 Legacy wagon. Purple, for the record, and I'm proud of it.

Last summer, I was doing some off-roading, and ripped my muffler off. I decided that was a perfect opportunity to "modify" my car. I built a ridiculously huge wing out of OSB, and then spray painted it the same color as my car. I built it so that it will clip onto the factory roof rack, and can install/remove it in about 5 minutes.

Obviously, I only put it on when I am trying to attract laughs.

I recently gave up on keeping my car looking good, after hitting my second deer, and a horse. Don't ask.

Anyway, I think it's time for racing stripes this summer. I'm thinking Arctic Cat green. Any other suggestions?

Purple and Green? Only if your nickname is "Barney the Dinosaur"

[scoober]

That sounds good. How about paint your name under the driver's side window? To be cool you need to nclude your nickname in quotes.

It should go on the rear window, just first initial and last name with country of origin flag, like they do in the WRC. Of course the flag should be some random country like Namibia or something. Extra points if you put your co-drivers name on the window as well.

It is a Subaru, embrace the rally heritage!

[nrthface234]

Don't forget the bull horns attached to the front bumper.

[Blizzard7763]

Purple and Green? Only if your nickname is "Barney the Dinosaur"

It's not supposed to look good, jack ass.

But while I'm at it,



How about these, too?

2 inch body lift, 1.5" spring lift.

Some Mickey Thompson Baja Radials, and a roll cage, and I just might be able to get into the amateur division of SCCA rally.

[joshbu]

Anyway, I think it's time for racing stripes this summer. I'm thinking Arctic Cat green. Any other suggestions?

1. Stickers. Lots. Preferably for other car companies performance divisions: Mugen, Type S, RalliArt, TRD, Nismo, AMG, M, SVT, SRT, SS, Calvin pissing on a subaru logo, plus the biggest Greddy, HKS, Sparco, NOS, Toyo, etc... stickers you can find.

2. Spray paint your hood glossy black. As mentioned above.

More advanced rice:

3. Lower. The cheapest way to accomplish this is to cut your springs. Not safe. Car will ride like shit. Bling factor, however, goes way up.

4. Exhaust. Best solution: weld your own stock -> 5" (at least) tip. You might be able to get some extra tube ends from a place that does exhaust work. They might even weld for you if you catch them in a mirthful mood.

Highly advanced rice:

5. Lamborghini door conversion. Obviously, the chicks will not be able to resist you for one second if you have vertical opening doors on your '92 Legacy Wagon. In fact, 4 lambo doors would rule all. These guys say you can build your own, so it might be the best $15 you ever spent... http://www.lambolook.com/

[slippy]

What the hell....how do you squeeze out of that small space? It's not even designed right. Smoooov!

[DJSapp]

It's not supposed to look good, jack ass.

I didn't think it was supposed to, dickwad. That was my point.

Calvin pissing on a Subie logo and 4 lambo doors would be awesome, if you're going for the ricer look. If you're going for the rally look, KC rally lights. The more, the better. Two full racks just isn't enough. And don't forget the fishnet drivers side window.

[PJ2001]

What the hell....how do you squeeze out of that small space? It's not even designed right. Smoooov!

You have to be a V.C. tunnel rat to squeeze out of that space. Not recommended for Joe American.

[surftb15]

actually them doors dont look bad on some cars.

on some cars it is easier to get into, others not so much.

on that piece of shit CRX they are harder to get into

[surftb15]

Oh I rip on ricers every chance I get.

They're huge cop magnets and every time one gets pulled over, I know that in addition to their traffic violation, they're getting slapped with huge fines for stupid shit like obnoxiously loud exhausts & tinted windows... You get the idea.

Heh. They make excellent minesweepers on long drives.

this much is true.

however, i made my civic with a GENUIN Si-r and something additional look like rice to get the laughs.

then i smoke your ass.

and there is no NOS, type r badge, stickers, or anything like that.

its just some good equipment under the hood

[FNG]

I LOL everytime I see some wanna-be's '94 Barreta parked at another NAPA store with poorly tinted windows, chome painted wiper blades, hub-cap "spinners", and an F1 style rear wing. God only knows how much extra rear downforce you need on a FWD car at 40mph.

NAPA costomer: "I need plugs and wires for a '95 Impreza...do you have any wires that come in red or orange?"

-edit- and for the record, a 5.7 Camaro/Firebird is easily and cheaply modified to turn exquisite sushi with shrimp fried rice back into General Tzao's chicken.

[nrthface234]

AMEN Brother!

[BakerBoy]

I LOL everytime I see some wanna-be's '94 Barreta parked at another NAPA store with poorly tinted windows, chome painted wiper blades, hub-cap "spinners", and an F1 style rear wing. God only knows how much extra rear downforce you need on a FWD car at 40mph.

NAPA costomer: "I need plugs and wires for a '95 Impreza...do you have any wires that come in red or orange?"

-edit- and for the record, a 5.7 Camaro/Firebird is easily and cheaply modified to turn exquisite sushi with shrimp fried rice back into General Tzao's chicken.

I know, I hate those stupid Chevrolet Berretta's. Of course, you could just chip a 1.8T Audi, or buy a STi WRX, and not only crush, kill, destroy most American muscle, but get decent gas mileage and then throw your skis on the roof and go to the mountain with your AWD.

American muscle was great back in the Cold War days when it was Good vs. Bad, and everything was in a straightline and clear cut. Nowadays, it's all about the sleeper family grocery getter with a big 'ol turbo than can do it all, and better.

Hey, how many jobs did GM just eliminate by the way?

[crashnburn'd]

...I hate those stupid Chevrolet Berretta's.

How about my brothers Beretta ?

I think it's fugly, but I wouldn't mind driving it...

[BakerBoy]

How about my brothers Beretta ?

I think it's fugly, but I wouldn't mind driving it...

That thing is a "Beretta" like a NASCAR is a "stock car". You can take a tube chassis, throw a Gremlin body on it, and people would still be stupid enough to think it's really that kind of car.

[crashnburn'd]

That thing is a "Beretta" like a NASCAR is a "stock car". You can take a tube chassis, throw a Gremlin body on it, and people would still be stupid enough to think it's really that kind of car.

This is true... I don't think most people realize that it is fiberglass and was never a Beretta. It has Beretta head/tail lights and dash cover though.

Still, it'd look sweet with a huge adjustable wing on the back.

[BakerBoy]

and dash cover though.

Still, it'd look sweet with a huge adjustable wing on the back.

Is it carpet? Those are sick. Especially when they have the name of the car stitched into them.

I don't know why nobody has thought of spoilers on top of the mirrors yet. Future school.

[Blizzard7763]

1. Stickers. Lots. Preferably for other car companies performance divisions: Mugen, Type S, RalliArt, TRD, Nismo, AMG, M, SVT, SRT, SS, Calvin pissing on a subaru logo, plus the biggest Greddy, HKS, Sparco, NOS, Toyo, etc... stickers you can find.

2. Spray paint your hood glossy black. As mentioned above.

If you're going for the rally look, KC rally lights. The more, the better. Two full racks just isn't enough.

1 and 2, WILCO. I'm also thinking of drafting my own Bondo hood scoop. Maybe even my own RAM air intake, crafted out of dryer vent tubing and a K&M filter, and duct tape. Just so it's more functional than those $500 glue-on hood scoops you see on trucks.

DJSapp, I realize you were being facetious. As was I. We're even.

I'm definitely going to have enough off-road lights to turn a winter in Alaska into fackin Jamaica. KC is too expensive, though. I'll work something out. And yes, at least 4 on the bumper. However, SCCA doesn't allow lights on the roof. Maybe bondo on a couple of STI side mirrors with the halogen lights built into them?

Fuck...too expensive.

[Blizzard7763]

I don't know why nobody has thought of spoilers on top of the mirrors yet. Future school.

Can I put build some of those spoilers on my mirrors? If anyone asks, I'll give you credit, of course. Maybe even etch your name into them, if you'd like.

[BakerBoy]

Can I put build some of those spoilers on my mirrors? If anyone asks, I'll give you credit, of course. Maybe even etch your name into them, if you'd like.

Only if you mount lights on the front of them. I've seen small enough ones at Schucks... Way more core than real STi lights. You could even put fake HID bulbs into them to increase your horsepower and light output.