Masturbate-a-thon

**Core Shot** · 05-31-2005, 02:50 PM

**splat** · 05-31-2005, 02:54 PM

What a bunch of jerk-offs.

**Laps** · 06-01-2005, 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by splat

What a bunch of jerk-offs.

What did they do to rub you the wrong way?

**Steven S. Dallas** · 06-01-2005, 09:23 AM

I couldn't come this year.

**biggins** · 06-01-2005, 09:29 AM

Seriously, bunch o' wankers.

**zion zig zag** · 06-01-2005, 09:47 AM

I came in 1st and 3rd in the speed event.

**splat** · 06-01-2005, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by flykdog

I came in 1st and 3rd in the speed event.

Doesn't that violate the 'no splash' rule?

**El Chupacabra** · 06-01-2005, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by Core Shot

So.... did you win? Place?

What's last place get? A sponge & a bucket?

**Viva** · 06-01-2005, 11:13 AM

Originally Posted by El Chupacabra

So.... did you win? Place?

Don't make him break out his Fists of Fury.

**splat** · 06-01-2005, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by El Chupacabra

What's last place get? A sponge & a bucket?

2 year Viagra prescription.

**Viva** · 06-01-2005, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by splat

2 year Viagra prescription.

So, what happens when Viagra's prescribed to a fifteen year old boy?

Six months later he's being treated for carpal-tunnel syndrome.

**Grange** · 06-02-2005, 05:13 PM

Toss a saltine in the middle of the room.

**snowsprite** · 06-03-2005, 08:55 AM

Get a grip!

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