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  1. 05-31-2005, 12:50 AM #1
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    happiness is:

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    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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    having your mom on my ..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by belgian
    having your mom on my ..........
    crackers and cheese which I keep by the door......
    Your dog just ate an avocado!
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    ....two chicks at the same time
    "Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Below Zero
    ....two chicks at the same time
    Hot ones at that.
    A sack of AK "Thunderfuck" and a river full of fish.
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
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    http://tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29815
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    Quote Originally Posted by doofdoof
    a warm gun

    WE have a winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The man in the crowd with the multicolored mirrors on his hobnail boots
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  11. 06-01-2005, 08:53 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
    WE have a winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    WHAT? How can that be better than two chicks at the same time? Impossible IMO!
    "Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."
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  12. 06-01-2005, 10:58 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Below Zero
    WHAT? How can that be better than two chicks at the same time? Impossible IMO!
    Remember, you're talking to a kid who hasn't gotten laid yet. He'll learn.
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  13. 06-01-2005, 11:05 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lloyd Christmas
    Remember, you're talking to a kid who hasn't gotten laid yet. He'll learn.
    Yeah AKPM- how much of that $600 you got left? I wanna hear at least $200 of it got stuffed into some hottie's garter belt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doofdoof
    a warm gun
    Bang bang, shoot shooot
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    ....a sack of Thunderfuck, a river full of fish, deep pow, 2 women, cold beer, jager....ALL AT THE SAME TIME
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    junglecock. lots and lots of junglecock.
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  17. 06-02-2005, 11:41 PM #17
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    what a bunch of ignorant people will someone explain what that song is about
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  18. 06-02-2005, 11:51 PM #18
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    I think the Breeders did it better.
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    Happiness is being able to BUMP
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    AKP... Certainly more than one interpretation... Sex, Drugs, Power, etc...Great song. John was one of the greatest.

    Sorry Station, that may be one of the funniest things I've ever read on TGR.
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  21. 06-14-2012, 01:44 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
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    fixed it for you.
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