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    when some fool tells you America isn't great

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    original MEME created by digitaldeath
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    Wanko aint got shit on the AR-15s they shovin' in peoples faces today.

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    you wanna wet some fools up, choose Uzi
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    I getcha, but, if America was really THAT great, then he'd a sprayed hinckley with it and his partners in the posse ain't tellin off shit. Now you wanna talk about GREAT - how about Ruby? Course, Ruby wasn't a g-man.
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    hinckley was a fed???
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    An american fisherman (they were Democrats) whose truck I was shuttling down river last month had a comment on America being the greatest, his theory was that was right after WWII every other industrial nation was either in complete ruin or occupied by the American army ...he seemed to be inferring that advantage was pissed away
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    What are we looking at here DD? I'm a little lit on cider and bourbon to check into it.

    Also, what ever happened to uzis? They were the coolest of the toy guns growing up.
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    Cider and bourbon you say?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skistack View Post
    Cider and bourbon you say?
    There's no better way to hand out candy to the kids, ogle the ladies of the neighborhood as they celebrate the one day a year to ditch yoga pants and go the slutty route (not complaining about either), and enjoy the festivities of Halloween than a gallon of warmed up, spiced cider and a fifth of Four Roses.
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    I really thought this thread was going to be about Pio.
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    ^^Hell yeah, who wouldn't?

    Check out the perfect crisp on those fries!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    ^^Hell yeah, who wouldn't?

    Check out the perfect crisp on those fries!
    That's a fucking travesty of an In n Out order. No double double animal style burgers? No well-done fries? Fuck that shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    What are we looking at here DD? I'm a little lit on cider and bourbon to check into it.

    Also, what ever happened to uzis? They were the coolest of the toy guns growing up.
    just a dank meme i made
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pegleg View Post
    No well-done fries? Fuck that shit.
    Trust that I know a perfectly crisped batch of fries when I see one. The occasional over crisped fry adds a nice texture balance to the order, but needs to be appropriately balanced with fries that have a softer core. A periodic mixing of the finished fries should more evenly distribute the crispy fries which tend to fall to the bottom of the bin.
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    Timberridge really is a fry cook. Who knew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    hinckley was a fed???
    While not a "commonly accepted" "theory"... I think yes. Yes he was. He was supposed to shoot Brady so that the feds could creep on your gun rights. He was never going to kill Reagan. (They planted A Catcher in the Rye on him. I mean, really? Yeah, he's sketchy cuz he read the same shit as Chapman...hmmm...) Wanko, a proponent of gun rights, however, was prepared and whipped out the Uzi and hammed it up a bit to make sure people understood the coolness of Uzis and, by inference, all guns. While the gun control nutzos did get some legislation through, Wanko's quick thinking certainly slowed the liberal plan. In the end, we have pic of a bad ass cop with an Uzi.

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    dude - you're suffering from Tin Foil poisoning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    dude - you're suffering from Tin Foil poisoning.
    russia about to win the cold war bro
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    Better way to grease people up: Uzi or underdone In-n-Out Fries?
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    You wanna go quick or slow?

    Whatchu gonna do when it's your turn to go
    Whatchu gonna do when you can't take no mo'
    You gonna cry like a bitch or take it nice and slow
    Whatchu gonna do when it's your turn to go

    Listen hear them bullets rang, shotguns and Mac millis
    spraying like a hurricane in this war called the terror game
    And deuce deuces can't stand the pain
    Little guns ain't got no business in this blizzard
    they just kibitz, here's five shots to visit, blaka
    Blowin bullet holes sizes of door knockers
    Three headed for my chest straight, the other two
    came a little late, and just barely missed my face
    I'm tryin to find a steady place between two cars
    One of us gon' either wind up dead, or behind bars
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    In n out is delicious but the fries are seriously disappointing if you get them straight up.


    Animal style is good though

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    You've reached critical mass DD.

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    Tell them you will ban prepackaged shredded cheese ... And make America grate again
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    Shredded cheese is for lazy bootlickers
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    'Murica Broadcasting.

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