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  1. 05-29-2005, 02:48 PM #1
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    prophet calls UFOs...WTF?

    Wierd...discuss...
    mms://wm-ondemand.abacast.com/prophet_yahweh/ABCnews1.wmv
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  2. 05-29-2005, 02:55 PM #2
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    That was pretty wild - when did it air?
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    really strange
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  4. 05-29-2005, 03:19 PM #4
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    George Clinton's long lost brother?

    (can you say military weather balloon, brother?)
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    Clearly swamp gas.
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  6. 05-29-2005, 03:54 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    Clearly swamp gas.
    Clearly you're a dumb cunt.
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  7. 05-29-2005, 04:07 PM #7
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    I believe. I've seen the exact same thing.
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  8. 05-29-2005, 04:22 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    Clearly you're a dumb cunt.
    what in god's name is your problem sometimes?
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  9. 05-29-2005, 04:40 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane
    what in god's name is your problem sometimes?
    phUnk is a dumb cunt. You didn't know that? JONG.
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  10. 05-29-2005, 09:43 PM #10
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    never met the man. but does he deserve your public bile spew?


    Well, the neighborhood bully, he's just one man,
    His enemies say he's on their land.
    They got him outnumbered about a million to one,
    He got no place to escape to, no place to run.
    He's the neighborhood bully.

    The neighborhood bully just lives to survive,
    He's criticized and condemned for being alive.
    He's not supposed to fight back, he's supposed to have thick skin,
    He's supposed to lay down and die when his door is kicked in.
    He's the neighborhood bully.

    The neighborhood bully been driven out of every land,
    He's wandered the earth an exiled man.
    Seen his family scattered, his people hounded and torn,
    He's always on trial for just being born.
    He's the neighborhood bully.

    Well, he knocked out a lynch mob, he was criticized,
    Old women condemned him, said he should apologize.
    Then he destroyed a bomb factory, nobody was glad.
    The bombs were meant for him.
    He was supposed to feel bad.
    He's the neighborhood bully.

    Well, the chances are against it and the odds are slim
    That he'll live by the rules that the world makes for him,
    'Cause there's a noose at his neck and a gun at his back
    And a license to kill him is given out to every maniac.
    He's the neighborhood bully.

    He got no allies to really speak of.
    What he gets he must pay for, he don't get it out of love.
    He buys obsolete weapons and he won't be denied
    But no one sends flesh and blood to fight by his side.
    He's the neighborhood bully.

    Well, he's surrounded by pacifists who all want peace,
    They pray for it nightly that the bloodshed must cease.
    Now, they wouldn't hurt a fly.
    To hurt one they would weep.
    They lay and they wait for this bully to fall asleep.
    He's the neighborhood bully.

    Every empire that's enslaved him is gone,
    Egypt and Rome, even the great Babylon.
    He's made a garden of paradise in the desert sand,
    In bed with nobody, under no one's command.
    He's the neighborhood bully.

    Now his holiest books have been trampled upon,
    No contract he signed was worth what it was written on.
    He took the crumbs of the world and he turned it into wealth,
    Took sickness and disease and he turned it into health.
    He's the neighborhood bully.

    What's anybody indebted to him for?
    Nothin', they say.
    He just likes to cause war.
    Pride and prejudice and superstition indeed,
    They wait for this bully like a dog waits to feed.
    He's the neighborhood bully.

    What has he done to wear so many scars?
    Does he change the course of rivers?
    Does he pollute the moon and stars?
    Neighborhood bully, standing on the hill,
    Running out the clock, time standing still,
    Neighborhood bully.
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  11. 05-29-2005, 09:48 PM #11
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    FINE! Be that way!

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  12. 05-29-2005, 09:57 PM #12
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  13. 05-29-2005, 11:36 PM #13
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    Okee dokee.....

    Let's all head to devil's tower in wyoming and see what's behind THAT hill.
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  14. 05-29-2005, 11:59 PM #14
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    Tip is the man...






    ... but I believe it is supposed to be "I'm SQUISHING your head."
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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  15. 05-30-2005, 07:21 AM #15
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    "I'm squishing your head! I'm squishing your head!"

    UPDATE: What? The size of Bush's. . . penis? Now, now, the only person who would make that kind of gesture about someone else's schlong would be insecure of the size of their own. And Condi is totally hung.






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  16. 05-31-2005, 10:42 AM #16
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    That last picture reminds me how much I want a storm trooper outfit. Not sure what I'd do w/ it, but it would be cool to have.
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  17. 05-31-2005, 11:17 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    Clearly you're a dumb cunt.

    He can spell, post with wit, ski better than you, and outhuck your ass anyday.

    You jealous, or what, mr. ambassador of the negator?
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  18. 05-31-2005, 11:19 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat
    He can spell, post with wit, ski better than you, and outhuck your ass anyday.

    You jealous, or what, mr. ambassador of the negator?
    ouch . . .

    bombs away!
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  19. 05-31-2005, 11:28 AM #19
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    As blurred says, "it's the fucking internet, you gotta be a real loser to take anything seriously."
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