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**0BernhardFranz** · 06-23-2006, 04:30 PM

http://bfmiracles.funtigo.com

COOL we got over 17000 hits now - God be praised ! Thanks TGR for helping me spread the word !

**Alek** · 06-23-2006, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by 0BernhardFranz

COOL we got over 17000 hits now - God be praised ! Thanks TGR for helping me spread the word !

Wait a minute: you FORGOT to write in broken schizo-english to pretend that you are crazy and German! Is that you, Iceman?

**Obstruction** · 06-23-2006, 04:43 PM

Originally Posted by 0BernhardFranz

http://bfmiracles.funtigo.com

COOL we got over 17000 hits now - God be praised ! Thanks TGR for helping me spread the word !

Is there a formal competition for the worst website in Christendom or is this just an independent effort to win the honor by acclimation?

**0BernhardFranz** · 06-23-2006, 04:48 PM

i saw a kajaker who had choosen a position maybe 2 m from a freighter and 10 in front of its screw where he kept up with it so i shouted at the freighter stop the engines and to the kajaker head right - engines went off and he was able to get off to the right it was scary because the engine drag well if i am 50 y off a boat i start moving 2 y a second towards it before it arrives imagine manatee smushed up by 10 HP engines what a 20 000 HP screw can do

**Alek** · 06-23-2006, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by 0BernhardFranz

i saw a kajaker who had choosen a position maybe 2 m from a freighter and 10 in front of its screw where he kept up with it so i shouted at the freighter stop the engines and to the kajaker head right - engines went off and he was able to get off to the right it was scary because the engine drag well if i am 50 y off a boat i start moving 2 y a second towards it before it arrives imagine manatee smushed up by 10 HP engines what a 20 000 HP screw can do

Ahhhh, you're back to your old self! Wheewww: I was worried you were not feeling well for a second there.

Bummer about your manatee.

**0BernhardFranz** · 06-23-2006, 05:22 PM

I don´t get what the commentators are saying mostly sorry so I usually don´t comment on them.As I find time new vids photos stories bf.

**0BernhardFranz** · 08-05-2006, 07:27 PM

I am doing this stuff or better said my ma is called MANATECH. This woman calls me she says they sell 1 bio in the US now they go to germany and it all builds on the shoulders of a reseller network.So people enter at level 8 normally or so so she says we could all get millionares by being in from the start.Is this BS ? We joined and sold loads of that stuff so far.Maybe in some years.She is level two the highest so we are threes.It is interesting : This guy I met him a Vietnam vet who studied biochemestry before Vietnam is a skier and he said his leg was wasted but this stuff healed it.It like a super plus aloe vera.The aloe very stuff calms your leg down like bromelain pineapple, antihistamines so blood can flow again and repair things.But his stuff is made up of so many gums acacia gum so and so that i think they try to deliver a base for cartilage.And arginin and 10 other such substances shall turn the regrowth on.I felt arginin took all pain out of my skull injury I have nearly none left.I bought a load to try it for my knee.I also try again this Chinese tcm stuff flexibilty no 5 I bought a pot and pasted it on my knee pain immediately gone but 90 EU for one pound.And in a Chinese study it says it regrows mensicus even the inner third ! Maybe poor skiiers can find a way out of this dreadful knee situation in which they believe ( and docs believe ) there is no way out.I partly thought this growth hormone antihistamine cartilage rebuilding material system up.Never rent ski and never drive anything which bindings don´t release easy I would say.Sure you can get killed with easy release bindings, but how can I sky 4 month no painful injury ever and then with hard relaser ( 70 kg ) bindings I last only 1 minute ?
If bindings don´t release easy it is then 1 mio times more dangerous as it seems !
It seemed like Bush had a totally long haired bearded doode in cuffs in a white VW bus and he looked like the guy from Alpental maybe when he drove into Berkley.Would not be the first time I feel gouvernment prevented people from producing me, felt Blair did it in London in 1991 with EMI and then german gouvernment people seem to try only that ( very successfully - ignore them ) . Germans anyhow do this with all nongermans if they can.But with Blair and Bush - I could not imagine it ! Hope ski and outdoor films will work out but not if there is a chance of injury.

**0BernhardFranz** · 08-05-2006, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by Alek

Ahhhh, you're back to your old self! Wheewww: I was worried you were not feeling well for a second there.

Bummer about your manatee.

These big manatees in Big Sur are really deadly if they bite weighing over 1 ton - giant seals ! But the giant seal chasing my kajak scared me so fled in total panic believing it was a shark.But even a giant seal is a terrible enemy if it decides to attack you in the water.Manatees get scarred by small boats and jet skiies - but a 100 m freighters screw - unimaginable what it can do to a human who does not have leather coating and blubber protection.

**Schmear** · 08-05-2006, 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by 0BernhardFranz

I am doing this stuff or better said my ma is called MANATECH. This woman calls me she says they sell 1 bio in the US now they go to germany and it all builds on the shoulders of a reseller network.So people enter at level 8 normally or so so she says we could all get millionares by being in from the start.Is this BS ? We joined and sold loads of that stuff so far.Maybe in some years.She is level two the highest so we are threes.It is interesting : This guy I met him a Vietnam vet who studied biochemestry before Vietnam is a skier and he said his leg was wasted but this stuff healed it.It like a super plus aloe vera.The aloe very stuff calms your leg down like bromelain pineapple, antihistamines so blood can flow again and repair things.But his stuff is made up of so many gums acacia gum so and so that i think they try to deliver a base for cartilage.And arginin and 10 other such substances shall turn the regrowth on.I felt arginin took all pain out of my skull injury I have nearly none left.I bought a load to try it for my knee.I also try again this Chinese tcm stuff flexibilty no 5 I bought a pot and pasted it on my knee pain immediately gone but 90 EU for one pound.And in a Chinese study it says it regrows mensicus even the inner third ! Maybe poor skiiers can find a way out of this dreadful knee situation in which they believe ( and docs believe ) there is no way out.I partly thought this growth hormone antihistamine cartilage rebuilding material system up.Never rent ski and never drive anything which bindings don´t release easy I would say.Sure you can get killed with easy release bindings, but how can I sky 4 month no painful injury ever and then with hard relaser ( 70 kg ) bindings I last only 1 minute ?
If bindings don´t release easy it is then 1 mio times more dangerous as it seems !
It seemed like Bush had a totally long haired bearded doode in cuffs in a white VW bus and he looked like the guy from Alpental maybe when he drove into Berkley.Would not be the first time I feel gouvernment prevented people from producing me, felt Blair did it in London in 1991 with EMI and then german gouvernment people seem to try only that ( very successfully - ignore them ) . Germans anyhow do this with all nongermans if they can.But with Blair and Bush - I could not imagine it ! Hope ski and outdoor films will work out but not if there is a chance of injury.

And this is the edited version?

**f2f** · 08-05-2006, 11:47 PM

**0BernhardFranz** · 08-06-2006, 11:27 AM

I thought TROLL = long thread, agressive stance on the IN !
TROLL = mountian controller ? NO ! I am LAPD officer but I got long hair and beard.LAPD had made me a cop and that was ideal as various gangs were after me or my money and I could better ward them off back then in LA.Also it helps me as my ma is a doc and I have loads of medications on me for everything where I go and beiing a cop frees you from the cliche of beiing a dealer if you have loads of various pills, bottles, powders and so on on you.And I can ward of legal attackers easier now.No I met a ranger and he checked my passport and it got Clinton so angry he fired 7500 rangers.I don´t know if he meant harm, maybe he just wanted me away from bear country as it was at night in a car in Yosemite Park.Then the Cham rangers sort of gave me the injury.Yeah, leave me out of your battles if possible.But I did coordinate some recsue ops.I would legalise amphetamine where I can, but drugs that destroy brain cells are a problem.How to fight them I don´t know. If amphetamine was legal in more places people would figure it out it improves IQ does not lower it so that is better.With drugs parts of the fight causes the problem.

**0BernhardFranz** · 08-06-2006, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by Schmear

And this is the edited version?

I am no newspaper like you and got no departments to make these chapters.Sorry !

**0BernhardFranz** · 08-06-2006, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by f2f

Watch out for them and seals if tehy bite your hand is off - i thinkl teh giant seal or what it is manatee walrus it weighs like 1 ton sea lion it can bite a head off ! Gigantic ! What a blare ! These wild animals ain´t toys or pets make no mistake !

**adam** · 08-06-2006, 11:42 AM

People behind 90% of terror and crime!

I knew it! Those bastards!

**adam** · 08-06-2006, 11:45 AM

People behind 90% of terror and crime!

I knew it! Those bastards!

**0BernhardFranz** · 08-06-2006, 11:45 AM

Oh: I don´t work as a cop except for for me self defense or my families as I can act globally so it would be waste of time and dangerous.And got kind of sick of it in Europe as here cops sort óf bust you if you got long hair and stay of areas like homicide.If it was not homicide, it did not happen in LA I sometimes think.In LA it felt like defending society, but in Europe it´s more seems the opposite chasing kids around.I wrote over 1000 different Urgent Action reports for Amnesty International and got many threats from such states like Turkey and so on, and I had a lot of influence at that point also writing a letter to the UN about them so they had to take them seriously and take action.But a lot of guys do community coping work in LA, Sylvester Stallone and so on , prominent people and others, to help the image of LAPD.LAPD saved my life several times so I like them.But this does not say I support all state actions.With all the UAs I OPPOSED states actions.I mean, me as a gifted docs kid would do everything different.Then, again, I don´t have only gifted docs kids around that save every bug from drowning.

**El Chupacabra** · 08-06-2006, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by 0BernhardFranz

I thought TROLL = long thread, agressive stance on the IN !
TROLL = mountian controller ? NO ! I am LAPD officer but I got long hair and beard.LAPD had made me a cop and that was ideal as various gangs were after me or my money and I could better ward them off back then in LA.Also it helps me as my ma is a doc and I have loads of medications on me for everything where I go and beiing a cop frees you from the cliche of beiing a dealer if you have loads of various pills, bottles, powders and so on on you.And I can ward of legal attackers easier now.No I met a ranger and he checked my passport and it got Clinton so angry he fired 7500 rangers.I don´t know if he meant harm, maybe he just wanted me away from bear country as it was at night in a car in Yosemite Park.Then the Cham rangers sort of gave me the injury.Yeah, leave me out of your battles if possible.But I did coordinate some recsue ops.I would legalise amphetamine where I can, but drugs that destroy brain cells are a problem.How to fight them I don´t know. If amphetamine was legal in more places people would figure it out it improves IQ does not lower it so that is better.With drugs parts of the fight causes the problem.

Classic. New signature time, again courtesy of 0Bernhard.

**0BernhardFranz** · 08-06-2006, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by adam

I knew it! Those bastards!

Because I got sort fo a cummunity figure in Venice and Beverly Hills acts that affects me sort of bear great impact sometimes.So this one back guys snuffs me sort of in a a bus, arrogant sortof.Next day someone had 30 000 bacl refugees shot in a jungle in Africa.So I woudl keep a lawsuit against all blacks snuffing me.Could he not imagine his behaviour would provoke african leaders that are personal friends from LA days ?
Or a guy barks his dog.Reaction international: a bomb attack.I mean, if they know that , can´t they bark soemwhere else ? So I try to stop all such people.This sadistis subway ticket controller ( I always got my ticket ! ) from East germany harvested 10 train crashes as a reaction or so !
One reason I like outdoors less people can get around me and MISBEHAVE ABUSE the situation !

**phUnk** · 08-06-2006, 02:06 PM

Huzzah!!

**0BernhardFranz** · 08-07-2006, 11:27 AM

2 questions answered: a what about this guys death in chamonix
if you see the video highest point or so you see me pushing along a slope that is an entry to a slope if you now dont push but climb up to the right say 5 meters and look down you see a chute that is deep pow leadind into a big pow filed without endges the whole thing maybe 200 m
this is the kind of place the guy died in a a chute leading not into a bowl or so but into a snowfield with no edges but chasms
in the case of mine it was not clear is there a way down but in case of the dead skier it was chute steep with drop as ending snow field for traverse then chute then bowl he died at first chute - i think after i talked about doing this thing in engelberg he for some reason did something like that in cham and then died a by mistake b through murder or c through suicide
just a theory but i had 50 bucks i bid them on i am right so i wish i had not checked out the chute
most videos i downloaded but not all as it takes 3 h a 5 min video or so
2 are stolen or lost in which someone films me ski sadly as those are most interesting as i can move fast not fretting about smashing my camera

freaks~in~creeks · 08-07-2006, 11:33 AM

can we see the video footage, burnhard?

**corn dog** · 08-07-2006, 11:45 AM

They might have found your manatee.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14227633/

**0BernhardFranz** · 08-08-2006, 01:17 AM

UNIBONGER: I can´t answer your PM as you allow for no PMs !
So if you change the setting, let me know, then I send you the email I had written for you !
But soon I will answer your question here.

Now I am too tired.Everyone got to wait.I worked on the computer all night.I loose count of sleepless nights now.

Bernhard Franz