Which Family Guy Character are YOU?

**Tippster** · 05-27-2005, 02:36 PM

http://www.stanford.edu/~atd10/quizes/fgquiz.html

BTW - I'm Brian.

**AfroMullet** · 05-27-2005, 03:26 PM

I'm Quagmire.

**schuss** · 05-27-2005, 03:34 PM

stewie. No big surprise.

**crashnburn'd** · 05-27-2005, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by AfroMullet

I'm Quagmire.

Me too, but it means nothing to me because I don't think I've ever watched a full episode of the show.

**meatdrink9** · 05-27-2005, 04:18 PM

That may be the worst quiz ever. I couldn't even finish.

**Flake** · 05-27-2005, 06:11 PM

Quagmire.

**Core Shot** · 05-27-2005, 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by crashnburn'd

Me too, but it means nothing to me because I don't think I've ever watched a full episode of the show.

If only you knew . . .

**f2f** · 05-27-2005, 07:54 PM

i don't know... help me!

**Grange** · 05-27-2005, 09:10 PM

I'm Stewie.

**ak_powder_monkey** · 05-27-2005, 11:14 PM

quagmire

**Steven S. Dallas** · 05-28-2005, 07:23 AM

Lois! Sweet.

**crashnburn'd** · 05-28-2005, 09:18 AM

Originally Posted by Core Shot

If only you knew . . .

...then I would have wasted an otherwise perfectly good 1/2 hour watching tv?

**Blizzard7763** · 05-29-2005, 03:33 AM

I'm quagmire, which I don't really agree with. Oh well.

**Core Shot** · 05-29-2005, 06:27 AM

WWQD (what would quagmire do?)

A fan of the ladies, Quagmire is Spooner St's resident perv. Quagmire has an unhealthy obsession with Lois, feet, and underage women. Giggity giggity.

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

[Quagmire sees a cheerleader tied up in a bathroom stall]
Quagmire: Dear diary: Jackpot.

Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!

Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.

Quagmire: Fat chicks need love too...they just have to PAY!

Quagmire: (Running through mall and accidentally into the camera room)-Where am I, am I dead?
Security Gaurd:No, this is where we monitor all the dressing rooms in the mall so we can keep an eye out for shoplifters.
(Woman on Monitor has heart attack)
Quagmire: Oh my god! That one's having a heart attack(Runs to womans dressing room)
Quagmire

Rubs womans chest and breaths in her mouth)
(Woman Becomes concious)
Woman#2:That was amazing.
Woman#3:You saved her life.
Woman#4:Thank god you know CPR.
Quagmire:What the hell is CPR?

Quagmire: Here's to the Drunken Clam, where they don't ask for proof of ID and neither do I.

Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!

Quagmire (runs outside in a robe): Hey guys, what's going on? I was just jerki ... ed out of a deep sleep.

Quagmire: "Hey there little lady. Why don't you turn around and show me your Lower East Side."
Woman (man voice) : "Sure."
Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off! Wait a minute...pre-op or post-op?"
Woman: "Pre-op."
Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off!"

Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through.

(Quagmire to girl)
Quagmire: You must be a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you