Worst Song Ever???

[GeezerSteve]

Any of hundreds of "young country" songs that all sound the same.

Or You Got the Touch by Dirk Diggler:

[Dantheman]

How is Achy Breaky Heart missing from this thread?

[SumJongGuy]

Three pages and not this one either??

[spanghew]

there are few worse songs than this one--

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9d4ESlpHY

[Self Jupiter]

^wow

Three pages and not this one either??

Granted, terrible, but is it the worst song put out by a celeb in the 80s?

[SumJongGuy]

^wow



Granted, terrible, but is it the worst song put out by a celeb in the 80s?

I'll see your Don Johnson and raise you Jack, Disco Jones, Wagner!

[Self Jupiter]

I'll see your Don Johnson and raise you Jack, Disco Jones, Wagner!

Brutal. That’s awful. Didn’t listen long enough to count it out, but pretty sure that song is in 12/12, to boot.

[I've seen black diamonds!]

"Meatloaf" makes me a little homicidal. Hate one of his songs too much to name it.

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[Danno]

"Meatloaf" makes me a little homicidal. Hate one of his songs too much to name it.

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You won't do that?

[evasive_MT]

Any of hundreds of "young country" songs that all sound the same.

Or You Got the Touch by Dirk Diggler:

My vote has always been The Police’s Mother, off Synchronicity, but it’s so bad I think it’s deliberate. Runner up is Wonderful Christmas Time.

[I've seen black diamonds!]

Runner up is Wonderful Christmas Time.

Yeah, that's a real turd for sure. I've always figured he had some sort of contract that required him to record a Christmas song. Probably wrote the lyrics while talking on the phone. Made no revisions, then recorded the vocals in a single take, then let whoever finish up the rest.

[Self Jupiter]

[SumJongGuy]

Worst Modern Remix/Remake...

[PB]

Holy cat shit; now I know which thread to pull up when I'm feeling that civilization just might be worth saving.

[SumJongGuy]

Holy cat shit; now I know which thread to pull up when I'm feeling that civilization just might be worth saving.

Next click.... suicide discussion thread!

[ill-advised strategy]

dishonorable mention:




and of course, one can't forget Faggot Bruce.

[powpig]

This thread would not be complete without some William Shatner

Some have probably heard his horrendous version of Rocket Man



but not being content, he raised the bar even higher (lower?) with this astoundingly awful version of Bohemian Rhapsody

[MiddleOfNight]

Next click.... suicide discussion thread!

+1

[skialpy]

Wow was not familiar with the melodies of faggot Bruce.

[reckless toboggan]

And also, anything by Walk Off the Earth.

[Woodsy]

Anybody who doesn't put city up there wasn't alive in the 80s. when it was the entire FM dial for about 2 years. There was no where to run. ,It was a terrible time to be alive.

this is truth distilled
luckily the 80s is when I discovered weed & skiing & sex

[Woodsy]

Final Countdown by Euro
trash and inspires horrid bands

and whatever the fuck this is



this song led to Brexit

[bobz]

Re Shatner above, Nimoy's musical chops weren't much better; his version of If I Had A Hammer is gut-wrenching.

As for horrifying covers in general, there's always this:


Nothing much to add re worst song; We Built This City works for me.

[Self Jupiter]

^legendary performance

[toast2266]

Worst Modern Remix/Remake...

To make things worse, that one made the nyt's "best of" list.

The 65 Best Songs of 2018 https://nyti.ms/2E5AhlB