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  1. 05-13-2016, 10:16 PM #1
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    Better Aquatic Companion?

    Dolphin or Seal?

    Discuss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nickwm21 View Post
    Cuddlefish.
    Sounds comfy.
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    Sharks go towards seals and away from dolphins. Advantage: Dolphin
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    Quote Originally Posted by newschoolerz View Post
    Dolphin or Seal?

    Discuss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Sharks go towards seals and away from dolphins. Advantage: Dolphin
    And it is fun to surf with dolphins, seals not so much, as those fuckers will bite your toes.
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    Dolphins, because white children can talk to them, and vice versa. I saw it on TV. Or was that a porpoise?
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    Fuck the dolphin
    Marry the seal
    Kill the cuddle fish
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Kill the cuddle fish
    Good luck with that.
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    Going to Lovina to swim with the dolphins
    Or maybe just see them
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    Cuttlefish cause being able to self camo is fkna awesome.
    watch out for snakes
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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    Going to Lovina to swim with the dolphins
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