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  1. 05-19-2005, 09:07 PM #1
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    So....... who wants to get sexy with the captain......

    Anyone? ANYONE??????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bender
    Bark like a dog bitch, woof woof! Well aren't you so rad posting your mindless garble, thinking you are so kool because posting mindless garble is the kool thang to do. Beat it player. Go sweat out your lame ass drugs somewhere else chump. IF you want the real deal then we'll talk.

    I love you and your pretty pretty words.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bender
    I told you to bark you little bitch, bark!

    Seriously dumbass.....If you are going to post something make it worthwhile. It's a ski forum not a "I'm a middle class white boy from AK suburbia experimenting with some lame ass kewl laced weed my buddy gave me, so now I'm going to post on this internet forum and everyone is going to think i'm kewl.......garble garble garble."

    Like I said, if you want to delve into the real eutopia, get rid of the friggin act bro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    Hi Lance!
    HA! Nice try captain "insane"-O! Muhahahahahahahaqha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bender
    HA! Nice try captain "insane"-O! Muhahahahahahahaqha
    Wank-wank-wank....hear that? It's you!
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    I do find it entertaining when a jong - like Bender from Shermer, Illinois - starts talking tough with the likes of Odin.
    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    Wank-wank-wank....hear that? It's you!
    In all honesty I am not Lance. Nice try though blowhard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InspectorGadget
    I do find it entertaining when a jong - like Bender from Shermer, Illinois - starts talking tough with the likes of Odin.

    Do you really think I give a shit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bender
    In all honesty I am not Lance. Nice try though blowhard.

    You're still wanking moron.
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    No ,not Tenille,The Captain's bed is Julie the activities director,and on special drunk occasions,Gopher.
    Calmer than you dude
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bender
    Do you really think I give a shit?
    See, it's not that you're stupid. If I read this post without the proper introduction to this wonderful, zany corner of the intraweb, I would think that it was indeed mindless drivel, and not worthy of taking up Owens' bandwidth. You have to understand our history a little bit. Yeah, this is a ski forum... but it's not ski season. In the winter, threads like this are rare. In the summer though, this board becomes a venting place for people like Odin (who, by the way, isn't a moronic suburban white kid from alaska. You're thinking of AKPM). We get bored in the summer, mang, and we write stupid shit like this. Then, a whole bunch of people generally respond with equally mindless drivel, and we have a whole thread of random thoughts from a bunch of people who are pretty fucking out there (this is the internet. There are some strange people).

    That's just kind of the way it's done around here. If you don't like it, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Your other alternative is to press the 'back' button and find something worthwhile. You wanna talk skiing? Check out the Slide Zone. Always something skiing related there. You wanna talk ski technique? www.epicski.com might be for you. See, this is a website where we all come to waste some time. You can't complain because Odin likes to waste his time differently than you do. It's all a waste of time, ski related or not. Except for everything Splat does. That guy is a whirlwind of efficiency. He turned fucking around on the internet into a legitimate business with a built in customer base and a captive audience. Way to set the bar too high to reach, asshole.
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    I'm sure you could find someone on Craigslist who would be happy to get sexy with the captain for some cabin space.
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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    The cabin boy the cabin boy that dirty little nipper ...
    he lined his ass with broken glass and circumcised the skipper!

    Away away with a fife and drum here they come full of rum
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    Damn, we're in a tight spot!
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    Quote Originally Posted by InspectorGadget
    I do find it entertaining when a jong - like Bender from Shermer, Illinois - starts talking tough with the likes of Odin.
    I do find it entertaining when some faggot starts sucking someones virtual cock because he has been around longer than someone else on an Internet website.

    If some jong started this thread instead of Odin, there would be endless double anal insertion orgy posts about how lame it was to do that, and you know I am right!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steezus Christ
    I do find it entertaining when some faggot starts sucking someones virtual cock because he has been around longer than someone else on an Internet website.

    If some jong started this thread instead of Odin, there would be endless double anal insertion orgy posts about how lame it was to do that, and you know I am right!
    The reason Odin doesn't get shit for it is that he has shown over time that he is witty, funny and involved in the community. He actually gives a shit about the people here, and has met met many of them.

    You on the other hand are universally despised, and have never declared yourself.

    Figure it out, genius.
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  20. 05-21-2005, 11:14 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman


    You on the other hand are universally despised, and have never declared yourself.

    Steezus...Jesus all the same to me Ice. Damn fine framers but the finishing work is questionable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    The reason Odin doesn't get shit for it is that he has shown over time that he is witty, funny and involved in the community. He actually gives a shit about the people here, and has met met many of them.

    You on the other hand are universally despised, and have never declared yourself.

    Figure it out, genius.
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    ^^^What I said.^^^
    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
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  22. 05-21-2005, 11:25 PM #22
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    I never met you guys so my value on the Internet is less than worthless. Well Iceman, you spend ALL your time on this board and on the Internet and you are completely detached from reality. And now here you are trying to prove someone with supposed little to no value, on the Internet, that they are wrong or suck. Get a fucking life. These boards are cool and usually interesting, but it should not consume your life like it does with some people around here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin
    Anyone? ANYONE??????
    Odin...you ARE the captain.
    Bender....shut the f&ck up and bite me while you work on that.
    Samwhich...you'r a good man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
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    A little muskrat love?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alioops
    A little muskrat love?
    That's what he said.
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