drug screen and creatine

[stfu&gbtw]

find this hard to believe

ingesting creatine is not illegal

It's a parole violation to attempt to cheat the test.

[DBdude]

taking creatine is what weight lifters do, if the guy poured creatine into his sample, then ok

regardless, find it really difficult to believe that a piss test can determine that a naturally produced substance in the body is out of whack.

maybe they looked at his creatine levels over time - seems pretty unfair - guess that is what happens when you are on parole

maybe it was too low?

[stfu&gbtw]

taking creatine is what weight lifters do, if the guy poured creatine into his sample, then ok

regardless, find it really difficult to believe that a piss test can determine that a naturally produced substance in the body is out of whack.

maybe they looked at his creatine levels over time - seems pretty unfair - guess that is what happens when you are on parole

maybe it was too low?

When you're on parole, you don't get the benefit of the doubt - any irregularity will count as a fail. One way that tests validate your sample is by checking the creatine level to ensure the sample hasn't been diluted. So when drinking a gallon of water to pass the test, people take creatine to restore the level in their diluted urine, but getting the dose exactly right is basically impossible.

Even when you're not on parole, pissing a questionable sample doesn't count as a pass... At best you might get another try.

[DBdude]

I've passed 4 with only one retest

I hydrated with 32 oz of gatorade before the test - we will see

If I take a retest, it will be over 14 days, which I am pretty comfortable with

[stfu&gbtw]

I've passed 4 with only one retest

I hydrated with 32 oz of gatorade before the test - we will see

If I take a retest, it will be over 14 days, which I am pretty comfortable with

That could work... In the late 90's, as an ounce/week smoker, I passed a couple of tests for work using a dilute/replace product called Naturally Klean. It was a hassle, but it worked. Any more though, the fake piss is where it's at... I don't know how it's legal, but my understanding is that the fake piss you can buy in the head shop is essentially the same stuff that is used to validate the testing equipment. One company was offering something like a 10-1 money back guarantee against an invalid sample for any reason other than temperature.

[BmillsSkier]

That could work... In the late 90's, as an ounce/week smoker, I passed a couple of tests for work using a dilute/replace product called Naturally Klean. It was a hassle, but it worked. Any more though, the fake piss is where it's at... I don't know how it's legal, but my understanding is that the fake piss you can buy in the head shop is essentially the same stuff that is used to validate the testing equipment. One company was offering something like a 10-1 money back guarantee against an invalid sample for any reason other than temperature.

Wait, there's a company that will piss in a box and mark it guaranteed?

[stfu&gbtw]

^ it's written on the box!

[DBdude]

That could work... In the late 90's, as an ounce/week smoker, I passed a couple of tests for work using a dilute/replace product called Naturally Klean. It was a hassle, but it worked. Any more though, the fake piss is where it's at... I don't know how it's legal, but my understanding is that the fake piss you can buy in the head shop is essentially the same stuff that is used to validate the testing equipment. One company was offering something like a 10-1 money back guarantee against an invalid sample for any reason other than temperature.

I've been passing the at home tests starting a week ago. i'm just really nervous about this, because If I fail, I might be pulled from the job. that would be catastrophic. I don't have anything lined up

[stfu&gbtw]

I've been passing the at home tests starting a week ago. i'm just really nervous about this, because If I fail, I might be pulled from the job. that would be catastrophic. I don't have anything lined up

Fake piss. If they're not going to look at your dick, it's absolutely the way to go.

[DBdude]

i didn't feel like messing around with keeping it warm

[DBdude]

maybe next time - i'm sure i'll have to piss again for work. I change jobs quite a bit

[stfu&gbtw]

FWIW, the keeping it warm thing is pretty dialed in. There's a warming pad in the kit, the bottle has a thermometer on it, and they tell you exactly how to time it. No biggie...

[SkiBall]

I don't know if vinegar works or not, but don't drink it straight for gods sake. Dilute that shit or it can eat your ass up.

[BmillsSkier]

I don't know if vinegar works or not, but don't drink it straight for gods sake. Dilute that shit or it can eat your ass up.

Tell that to 16 year old me who aced a test.

[Bobby Stainless]

i didn't feel like messing around with keeping it warm

Do you feel like keeping your job?

http://www.urinetheclear.com/

[riser4]

And for gods' sake. don't discuss it on the internet first!

[stfu&gbtw]

And for gods' sake. don't discuss it on the internet first!

Easy dad... It's not like he posted it on his myspace page.

[guroo270]

A guy I knew and had to cut out of my life swore that drinking a little bit of bleach got him out of at least 3 jams. It's worth noting that he was one of the dumbest persons I've ever met.
Although, on the rad meter he did steal an RV and drove it off a cliff for shits and grins.

That said I got out of one by getting a 420 clean or something at a head shop and drinking a gallon of water inside 24 hours. That's pretty tried and true if not overkill.

[SkiBall]

Tell that to 16 year old me who aced a test.

But your bulletproof at 16yro.

[Bobby Stainless]

Mixing a package of this



With a 32oz Gatorade and chugging it before the test will help.

80% success rate, and I have personally passed 4 or 5 this way, when I was in high school.

At the end of the day, if you can't spend 50-100 on some clean piss to save your livelihood, might consider quitting the pot.

[Skidog]

A guy I knew and had to cut out of my life swore that drinking a little bit of bleach got him out of at least 3 jams. It's worth noting that he was one of the dumbest persons I've ever met.
Although, on the rad meter he did steal an RV and drove it off a cliff for shits and grins.

That said I got out of one by getting a 420 clean or something at a head shop and drinking a gallon of water inside 24 hours. That's pretty tried and true if not overkill.

Bleach does not work I've tried and failed.

Fake piss for the win. Never fails

[Cono Este]

This thread is pretty sad.

I once had a weeks notice to take a test for a San Diego Lifeguard test. I drank gallons of water every day and rode my bike like a madman for that week and passed. I also had some vinegar everyday.

[stfu&gbtw]

^ A sudden increase in exercise can frequently lead to a failure, as it causes thc stored in your fat cells to be metabolized.

[DBdude]

^thank you! somebody who knows something

the method I used is pretty tried and true, and I have been passing home tests starting 11 days ago

[Rokjoxx]

For God's sake, do NOT DRINK BLEACH. Clorine is one of the most powerful poisons around, I can't believe they (anyone) could even do this. The bleach BURNS. Choke, gasp, and maybe DIE. A MISERABLE painful, bloody vomiting death. And I doubt it will actually queer the test at levels you aren't killed by. Chemistry, you see...

FAR better to just HTFU and spend a couple weeks jonesin. This madness over weed is almost over. Funny how all the other drugs clear out in about 2-3 days. Weed is the only one that is almost ever caught. Heroin clears out faster than a friggin joint.

Fuck the Weed:

Drinking Clorox PROVES you are a drug deranged Moron.