don't pay jack!
How the hell is someone supposed to get by on $400/week? Now I really have a drinking problem, I can't afford to drink!
I guess I'm going to have to resort to having sex with ugly women for money. Anybody know what the going rate is at the sperm bank?
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Thread: Unemployment
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05-19-2005, 08:46 AM #1
Donkey Puncher
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Unemployment
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05-19-2005, 11:13 AM #2
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Sell your plasma....
It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
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05-19-2005, 11:22 AM #3
Loose Cannon
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Shit man my disability is only 241 a week and last years month of unemployment for me was only like 195 a week.
If you open a second beer and don't miss a beat between sips, is that two beers or just one 24 ouncer? -Tye 1on
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05-19-2005, 12:00 PM #4
Setting a bad example
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If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: sperm bank donations, LOTS of sperm bank donations.
Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.
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05-19-2005, 04:17 PM #5
Mr. Old Lady
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I sure could stand to get myself unemployed again.
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05-22-2005, 11:01 AM #6
pwdr_pwnr
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damn, I make ALOT less than that, and I have a job!
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05-22-2005, 12:06 PM #7
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It don't go far in the US. My solution was Argentina! At least Oregon is civilized enough to have direct deposit.
Elvis has left the building
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05-22-2005, 10:49 PM #8
glocal
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Sperm banks with direct deposit?
Originally Posted by cj001f
I guess that makes Punani a savings and loan.
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05-22-2005, 11:07 PM #9
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There are quite a few: Originally Posted by splat
Elvis has left the building
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05-23-2005, 10:41 AM #10
Setting a bad example
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Originally Posted by splat
Holy shit that was funny! I gotta stop reading TGR at work. My co-workers think I'm nuts for laughing out loud all the time.Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.
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05-23-2005, 01:54 PM #11
Registered Father
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find all the sperm banks in town and bring a tube of elmers glue with you. All the $ and none of the kids!
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05-24-2005, 07:19 PM #12
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If I had $400 a week I'd be ecstatic! Quit yer bitchin.
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