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    Spam or Legit? Need advice fast!

    JAMES B. COMEY, JR,
    EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI.
    FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI), WASHINGTON D.C
    FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET

    ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY,

    After proper investigations, we, the Federal Bureau of investigation (FBI) discovered that your impending (over-due contract) payment with Central Bank of Nigeria is 100% legal and has been approved for release to you.

    We recently had a meeting with the Executive Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, in the person of Mr Godwin Emefiele and other top officials of the concerned Ministries regarding your case and we were made to understand that your files have been held in abeyance pending on when you personally apply for the claim.

    Investigations also revealed that a lady, by name Mrs. Joan B Melvin from New York has already contacted Central Bank of Nigeria with a power of attorney and some documents, which stipulated that you have mandated her to claim your fund of US$10,000,000.00 (Ten Million United States Dollars) on your behalf due to your ill health.

    In view of this, we have been urged to warn US citizens who have received information pertaining to their outstanding contract payment to be very careful and not to be a victim of ugly circumstance. In case you are already dealing with anybody or office from the Central Bank of Nigeria, you are strictly advised to STOP further communication with them in your best interest and thereby contact the real office of Central Bank of Nigeria via the below information:

    NAME: MR. GODWIN EMEFIELE
    OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria,
    Central Business District,
    Cadastral Zone, Abuja, Federal.
    Capital Territory, Nigeria.
    Email: cenbnkng015@gmail.com

    NOTE: In your best interest, you should ignore any message that does not come from the above email address and phone number for security reasons.

    Last thing I want is to piss off the FBI Dir.
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

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    sounds legit, but to be safe you should pm rontele
    holy fucking shitballs

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    Did you know you were in "ill health"?

    Shitty way to find out but kudos on the cash.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    The FBI would never be involved in a scam, so it has to be legit.

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
    iscariot

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    You should talk to Tim Cook directly. Fight the power and fuck the FBI.
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    At least the email address checks out

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    At least the email address checks out
    Haha, that's what I thought, too.
    "...if you're not doing a double flip cork something, skiing spines in Haines, or doing double flip cork somethings off spines in Haines, you're pretty much just gaping."

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    We'll need naked pics of Mrs. Joan B. Melvin before we can make an educated decision.
    The Sheriff is near!

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    Their grammar has gotten better.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Their grammar has gotten better.
    Gramms was in ill health too? ++++vibes++++
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by legallyillegal View Post
    sounds legit, but to be safe you should pm rontele
    Better yet send them his email and say he is your lawyer and will handle all money requests.

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    If you read it on the internet - has to be true.

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