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  1. 02-03-2016, 11:52 PM #51
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    One of my favorites: nuttier than a squirrel turd
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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw View Post
    For my purposes, I need funny but not overly crude. But I know which direction this may go.
    OK, since you wanted a happy metaphor I think this one may just fit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesp View Post
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    this is a random saying that my dad used to say when I was not being straight with him - although I'm still not completely certain what he means by it...

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    Man…

    I was searching for metaphors and this thread popped up, and I gotta say you people suck at creativity. Some of them were just dumb. I thought outdoorsy people were supposed to be creative.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CameToTalkTrash View Post
    I was searching for metaphors and this thread popped up, and I gotta say you people suck at creativity. Some of them were just dumb. I thought outdoorsy people were supposed to be creative.
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    Not a bot. I literally created this account just to tell you how bad you guys suck.
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    Do something productive and show us your gf's tits.
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    I would if I could paste pics in the chat box or drop them from my albums, but your forums suck at that too. Get with the times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CameToTalkTrash View Post
    Not a bot. I literally created this account just to tell you how bad you guys suck.
    You lament the lack of creativity and can’t do better than “you suck”?

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    You guys could empty a swimming pool through a drinking straw. That’s how much you suck. That better?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CameToTalkTrash View Post
    You guys could empty a swimming pool through a drinking straw. That’s how much you suck. That better?
    Seems to me a drinking straw only lets you suck a little. So is this a slow and steady thing? We suck very little but we’re consistent and persistent?
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    …than an itchy pig rubbing against a rail fence…

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