Caddyshack Trivia Quiz

[Artie Fufkin]

I saw this linked on fark.com:

Caddyshack Trivia Quiz


My score:

Your final score is 12 out of 20 or 60%.
You get to carry Judge Smails' bag. Don't forget to suck up.

[vinzclortho]

lacy underalls isn't judge smails' niece??? wtf? the test says she is the bishop's niece...that ain't right.

[Artie Fufkin]

lacy underalls isn't judge smails' niece??? wtf? the test says she is the bishop's niece...that ain't right.

I got that one wrong, I thought the same to...here is a quote:

Judge Smails: Oh Dr. Beeper, Bishop Pickering this is my niece Lacey Underall. Lacey's mother sent her to us for the summer.
Dr. Beeper: Must be a nice change from dreary old Manhattan.
Lacey Underall: Yes I was really getting tired of having fun all the time.
Judge Smails: Ah. Ho ho. Ha ha ha.

It looks like Lacy Uderall is Smail's niece.

[Core Shot]

lacy underalls isn't judge smails' niece??? wtf? the test says she is the bishop's niece...that ain't right.

that's a very reformed church!
A dumbass quiz.

BTW, the stupidest part of this quiz is that so many questions are not based on the film.

Examples:

What brother of Bill Murray was in Dharma and Gregg? WTF? I don't care.

Michael O'Keefe, who played Danny Noonan, got his start by playing the son of a ill-tempered Marine pilot in "The Great Santini." Who played the father in that movie? WTF does that have to with caddyshack??

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[Artie Fufkin]

A dumbass quiz.

try this site for more fun:
www.carlspackler.com

You're proably right, but it was alot more interesting than the paperwork I am shuffling here at my desk while I count the hours until I head out for some skiing. Here is another gem from the Judge:

Judge Smails: Oh Porterhouse, look at the wax build up on these shoes I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed wih a fine chamois, and I want them now. Chop chop.
Porterhouse: Yes judge, right away judge.

[Core Shot]

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock.
So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?
The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier.
And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga.
So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know."
And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

[The AD]

Judge Smails: Oh Porterhouse, look at the wax build up on these shoes I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed wih a fine chamois, and I want them now. Chop chop.
Porterhouse: Yes judge, right away judge.

"Colored boy?...why you son of a bitch"

I got 14 out of 20, 15 if you count the ridiculous Bishop Pickering being Lacey's uncle screw-up.

[SkiJunky05]

Cannonball

[Arty50]

It looks like Lacy Uderall is Smail's niece.

I was booooooorn to love you
I was booooooorn to lick your face

[scoober]

16/20 = caddy master. god i love that flick. 17/20 with the niece question.

"hey everybody! we're all gonna get laid!"

[Steven S. Dallas]

16/20. Sorry, I don't watch Dharma & Greg.

"This is my friend Wang- no offense!"

[doofdoof]

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock.
So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?
The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier.
And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga.
So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know."
And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Watch the kid with the pitchfork in his throat trying not to piss himself laughing when Carl is saying this.

[Artie Fufkin]

I caddied at a country club in suburban Cleveland for 8 years and even though Caddyshack is a comedy, the portrayal of the the caddies, members and staff is pretty accurate.

There were fights and gambling in the caddy yard and "smoking grass" on the course. Though there was no Carl Spackler, but the greens keepers were always sort of an oddity. Though there was a caddy day every year, we did not have access to the pool, but you knew it was painful for the members to have the caddies in the club house eating.

The judge smails were plentiful and there were a few Ty Webbs. Then there was the Sunday afternoon deathmarch, carrying the bags for a couple in their 70s, balls going all over the place. You just give them a club to dribble the ball down the fariway and meet them at the green.

Best job ever.

[scoober]

I caddied at a country club in suburban Cleveland for 8 years and even though Caddyshack is a comedy, the portrayal of the the caddies, members and staff is pretty accurate.

Which one? I grew up around there and was pretty familiar with the country club scene. Invariably one of my friends was either caddying or teaching tennis at one of the big Cleveland clubs. I would say that Caddyshack is pretty dead on about that whole culture.

[Artie Fufkin]

Which one? I grew up around there and was pretty familiar with the country club scene. Invariably one of my friends was either caddying or teaching tennis at one of the big Cleveland clubs. I would say that Caddyshack is pretty dead on about that whole culture.

I caddied at Westwood CC in Rocky River(I lived in Lakewood), once in a while I would carry bags at some other clubs around the city for pro-ams, etc.

[The AD]

It's easy to grin
When your ship comes in
And you've got the stockmarket beat
But the man worthwhile
Is the man who can smile
When his shorts are too tight in the seat!

[Artie Fufkin]

It's easy to grin
When your ship comes in
And you've got the stockmarket beat
But the man worthwhile
Is the man who can smile
When his shorts are too tight in the seat!

"Bless this ship and all who sail on her, I christian thee the Flying Wasp

[powderfinger]

Your final score is 17 out of 10 or 85%.
You're a caddy master.

Missed who bought the course, What other movie was the writer in and who played noonan's dad.

I've watched the movie a few times lately.

[Nobody Famous]

"This is my friend Wang- no offense!"

Czervik: Wang, I heard this club is restricted, don't tell them you're Jewish.

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Your final score is 13 out of 10 or 65%.
You get to carry Judge Smails' bag. Don't forget to suck up.

[Nobody Famous]

"Colored boy?...why you son of a bitch"

It's the sight of all the sparks flying off the shoes that makes this line so funny.