Iceland 2016 Lamb Expeditions

[bernhardfranz0]

Whow, I am going to Iceland !
And everybody who knows me thinks now I have gone even more insane : I go in February ! I need to inspect land where we want to build a house ( which you bros can later rent ).In winter I will have Northern Light will be published here.My photo is now better and I got 4K cam and I got new grips and a climbing partner an we will climb weekly at the gym or my house wall ( I got a matt ) - Australia yet has to wait and drivers license - Jeep Cherokee we got.The caravan got stolen.But maybe we get a Campervan.Mr. Sampl and son might join me, then I got a driver.Maybe I go ski with Markus also sometimes.I still have hope to heal my cham knee.
Later, maggots ! This year I will be digging in the snow like you in Iceland.This is going to be the Iceland Lamb Expeditions expedition base and also rented out when we don´t use it.

[Grape_Ape]

Lamb is tasty.

[phally]

cool

[Gerome]

you are not the real 0bernhardfranz!!!!!!!!

[NimbusSkier]

I've seen many ski pics of people skiing in Iceland and that is definitely a must go to location before my 45th birthday!

[bernhardfranz0]

doodes, it is done ! I have been to Iceland am back and got my photos scanned in.I am 0BernhardFranz ObernhardFranz Icelandpics and BernhardFranz007.I am not on lsd or anything or an Amy Winehouse cocktail, I take aphrodisiac pills as I hope this heals my knee and I am on DL amphetamine from a pharmacy by prescription by a doctor since I am 13 ! But so I never take any drugs ... as my ma is a doc and I know better. Now I will post some pics here ! Most are on facebook under Bernhard Franz .There I mostly post and so does Wade Sachs now ! But Wade said go back to TGR and here I am.But I can´t find the password for 0Bernhard Franz !

[bernhardfranz0]

This is the cave entrance.

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This is Victoria our lovely guide from www.Icelandexpeditions.com not sure about capitalisation.She is a trained Icelandic mountain guide and ice climbs in Norway.We went there with a modified jeep with 1m tires.If you try to get there without a jeep like that you might be in trouble.We drove maybe 100 km into the highland of Iceland that was a snow inferno without beginning or end and it was stormy and snowy and cold.Anyone lost there or with motor damage is probably dead before help arrives or he tries to hike it back, but he won´t reach civilisation I fear alive.The hole is the entrance to a lava tube that goes for 1 km and we went in for 100 meters, partly walking, partly crawling which is the scary part.

[bernhardfranz0]

I don´t figure out how this works with teh photos or video but hope it will work.I made 1700 photos and ca . 100 videos but I wont be able to put them all on I fear ? Anyone who can tell me how this works thanks.

Please don´t enter this cave without a guide as you can easily slide in but not out.A fat person might get stuck though.There was a snow anchor attached to a rope so we can climb out again.Sh

Also Victoria says she can climb out using chimney climbing and using the crampons in the hands.I think I could climb out, too, but she says we would not get out without her.So be careful with this cave and only go in with a guide.There were a couple of exterem trucks there and buses with very huge tires.Victoria climbs waterfalls in Norway.I told her about my wildest secrets and she said Icelandic woman also know the future so she can believe it.

[bernhardfranz0]

O.K., this is the last post for me today I think ! I posted 100´s of photos on facebook under Bernhard Franz today also this might be my youtube or it is LIWA INSTITUT or LIWAINSTITUT ro something like that.Or Liwa Institut or LiwaInstitut.
Here is the firs pic from inside of the cave.I will try to post all pics here see what I do with the 100 limit but over month as these posts take time.We want to build in Iceland so we bought land that I photographed so I was there.The one women here looks like Chelsea Clinton somehow.Maybe it was her ? As I am a general they send me female support.Better than Madelaine Albright !
This cave is like a sewer for magma.The crust hardens at the air and underneath the magma keeps flowing and as it runs only "half-deep" a cave is created out of pure iron.
We have to crawl maybe half the way through 30 cm thin but 3 meter long lava shafts that you can "plank" through or walk like Gollum as the beautiful guide explains.
"Smack"

[bernhardfranz0]

I was never two guys so I am the REAL Bernhard Franz, I am just not 0bernhardfranz but Bernhard Franz as my ma is called Silvia Franz and she choose the name Bernhard for me.I don´t find the password for my old account.

[bernhardfranz0]

So am I sharks bears and lions and California giant seals think.

[bernhardfranz0]

Stay hooked I go on later I am doing nothing but Iceland pics since 8 am and now it is 8 pm I need a break.Thanks a lot for watching !

[bernhardfranz0]

If you want to join in our project to build a house in Iceland let me know:
0049607435136
fangyang44@yahoo.de
I got 3 other parties interested now - so far my ma bought the land 4000 sqm.It is 45 min from Reykjavik at a Fjord.Pretty much nature only and 50 summer houses.
This shall be a maggot oriented summer house usable all year around to be rented out or used by investors.Maybe we also want to by kajaks, a jeep or a pick up with cabin 4wd or a caravan and such stuff e mountain bikes skis whatever might be of use there.Sick of mad prices for lodging in Iceland and mad rental prices - this way we hope to get of cheaper and be able to spend loads of fun time in Iceland.
Someone should donate these TGR guys a fast server !

[bernhardfranz0]

Here is inside the cave.
You see where the red jacket guys is is where the crawling area starts.We had 3 crwaling areas or so maybe a few more I don´t remember.But each was like 10 meters long.I lead climbed or caved them.

[bernhardfranz0]

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this magma is nearly 100 % iron

[bernhardfranz0]

and iced over waterfall ... more of the cave later
Here we had orcano and - 15 felt minus 22 - I wore a jacket from TNF that had been on Everest and on Denali and it was still with hood closed very cold.Once you took the hood of to take photos you were going mad in this cold.Like on the ocean where they guide said coldest day of the year - hood on was O.K. but hood off was so cold you did not get it closed again.If you wear this things on Everest think twice about taking your gloves off or your hood - you may never get it on again.I heard hands frooze in a minute to a block.The clothing makes ALL the difference.Sure thing don´t open the jacket or even take it off if it is very cold.I learned this closer to the pole in winter.

[bernhardfranz0]

and another one ... each of these pics was earned with pain in my hands !
Kajaking prohibited ( but I guess even Tao Berman or whoever would anyhow say no in 2 degree water in the summer - this fall would be certain death even in the tropics ) !

[bernhardfranz0]

another one

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[bernhardfranz0]

I wonder what all the bernhardfranz gabble was about ! I said Curse on Turkey ! and same day Turkey had an earthquake with 100 000 dead.So would I not be mad and weird to write I did not say Curse on Turkey and there was a quake , to lie ?? Is someone weird because weird shit happens to him and he talks about it or is someone WEIRD whom weird shit happens to and he lies about it ???????

[bernhardfranz0]

I made the moose call*.We need the UK to stay accessible to freeriders and its highland and wales and need to stop the referndeum.

*The moose call is the most extreme gathereing call of all freeriders worldwide, it is the ultimate rallying call for us maggots.