Interesting Tahoe Craigslist Ad... (NSR)

**kush1** · 05-13-2005, 11:06 PM

Originally Posted by Tippster

Goddammit. I never win the Powerball either....

Dude don't even bother playing tomorrow, I am sooo due!!

**The AD** · 05-13-2005, 11:07 PM

Wow, just read this entire thing end-to-end. Pretty funny, but I admit I felt a little sorry for the girl. Yeah, she probably deserved it, but I still feel sorry for her.

I have to admit the only thing that made me laugh out loud was bad_roo's comment about having a cannon that fired old refrigerators into the lake. That was gold...pure gold.

EDIT: oh yeah, I thought it was pretty funny when she described herself as "zuftig" (sic) in one of her emails!

**SquawMan** · 05-13-2005, 11:07 PM

Originally Posted by divegirl

This totally blows a big one. SquawMan, no offense, but you're being an idiot. First you act all scared like it's a cop scam, then you try to be cool posting a picture of what Splat should dress up like during the meeting, and then you're back to idiot-mode. I wouldn't be surprised if it was you who clued Jessica or whomever it was in on our little game. Boooo to you. No points.

What a great thread though, eh? And Splat, we're still on for apps and drinks on Sunday. I have your number.

re: the 'Pimp' outfit: if somebody is willing to meet a whore met on a chat board so that others on the chat board could film it, WHY THE HELL NOT GO IN COSTUME and make it as funny as possible??? at least any excuse to the cops that it was a joke would make more sense

the warnings were meant to wake you up to the possibility that maybe you shouldn't be sending traceable emails to people with bad intentions

you don't have to heed the warning, it's your choice, but whoever is on the other side has your IP address with which they can locate you if they want.

if she was clever, she'd use your own email addresses to punk you back for her own jollies, ever think of that

it's not hard to find out who the tipper was, just offer her cash, I'm sure some amount will make her give it up

**onehotchili** · 05-13-2005, 11:25 PM

Originally Posted by splat

This was a funny played out on the interweb out of that end of season boredom that prevails here. Nobody's feelings were intended to be hurt. I live somewhere that prostitution is legal. I've heard the pros and cons and believe legality is good for the biological sanity of the male segment of society. Nobody here has walked in her shoes and knows how good or bad this woman is. Honestly, I can't pass judgement. Gig's up.
Best of luck to her.

so this evening i got in a great 1 1/2 hour mtn bike ride on Emigrant... thought about this thread etc. i came home, had dinner, and grabbed a beer, ready to catch up on the latest developments.

i don't know if a maggot tipped her off or if she some how found this place on her own, perhaps googling email addresses or people who emailed her or whatever. i don't know if she was legit or not. while it was pretty funny to see how things transpired, and getting caught up in the drama... i hope she is not too upset at being "played."

i hope that if she is for real, she figures things out to make a better life for her and her son. And as Splat said above, best of luck to her.

**MacDaddy** · 05-13-2005, 11:39 PM

Originally Posted by splat

In Buenos Aires, A friend and I went to a bordello club. Place was unreal. Must have been 20 to 1 odds - in our favor. Many of the girls there were unbelievably gorgeous. The girls took off their clothes, then the madame sang a song, then a couple did the tango, etc., etc. Place was like a reincarnation of The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, complete with Burt Reynolds and Dolly Parton characters. The doorman was a Latino dude from West Covina. The two hour a pop hotel was just down the street if you wanted to take a girl to a room. While drinking, we met an orange grower named Aldo.

Aldo was really a cool old dude. He told us about how girls drift into BA from all over South America in hopes of finding a better life and, in desperation, end up selling their bodies to get by. He explained that they were actually very good people looking for a way to get by until they found something better. He told us how he took one girl home, 300 km away, for three months. Which was kinda funny, because he also told us he was married. But he said this girl was always correct and helped his wife around the house and was his concubine and it all worked out because his girl was good people.

The Yank doorman, who'd let his visa expire and was working under the table, said he never wanted to go home. He'd met the girl of his dreams while she was applying for a job at the club, hooked up with her, and married her. He was in Heaven and supported her while she attended college. He said the same things about the girls at the club as Aldo. They were just trying to get by. The perspective was very interesting. Prostitution is legal throughout most of South America and the taboo doesn't exist like it does here in our falsely puritanical society.

This was a funny played out on the interweb out of that end of season boredom that prevails here. Nobody's feelings were intended to be hurt. I live somewhere that prostitution is legal. I've heard the pros and cons and believe legality is good for the biological sanity of the male segment of society. Nobody here has walked in her shoes and knows how good or bad this woman is. Honestly, I can't pass judgement. Gig's up.
Best of luck to her.

edit: /sp/adds

PK this was priceless, nice work!

your daddy mac!

**Tri-Ungulate** · 05-13-2005, 11:41 PM

Originally Posted by splat

...This was a funny played out on the interweb out of that end of season boredom that prevails here. Nobody's feelings were intended to be hurt. I live somewhere that prostitution is legal. I've heard the pros and cons and believe legality is good for the biological sanity of the male segment of society. Nobody here has walked in her shoes and knows how good or bad this woman is. Honestly, I can't pass judgement. Gig's up.
Best of luck to her.

No question, IMO the best, sanest, most human post of the entire thread, which I managed to plow through, increasingly agog, this evening. Good thing that the slow-motion trainwreck 'Nater predicted never came to pass, if, indeed, she was for real.

**Idris** · 05-13-2005, 11:54 PM

Originally Posted by The AD

I have to admit the only thing that made me laugh out loud was bad_roo's comment about having a cannon that fired old refrigerators into the lake. That was gold...pure gold.

But he does...it's just not in the Tahoe area

**seldon** · 05-13-2005, 11:58 PM

I think I just have to add the Jack Handy quote that should have appeared a long time ago in this thread.

**Blizzard7763** · 05-14-2005, 03:12 AM

Subject: Re: meeting
To: "wwmdincali" <wwmdincali@yahoo.com>
i saw the thread 'elizabeth'
hope you had fun...
i actually laughted too when i saw it.
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That just sounds kinda strange. I wouldn't be surprised if there is another board somewhere on the interweb with a thread about this thread.

Or maybe it's just a conspiracy.

**edg** · 05-14-2005, 03:40 AM

Ah well, it was too good to last. Squawman, stop diggin your moronic hole.

edg

**Core Shot** · 05-14-2005, 06:26 AM

Sigh.
I had a nightmare last night that this thread was over.
Alas, it is true.

It had to end sometime, though, and actually meeting her might have been
anti-climactic since it seems no one wanted to do the deed and taste the goods.

Perhaps this is the best ending after all.

Who was it that said this thread was not funny - but "cruel is funny"??

I guess the informant might have, instead of sparing her from cruelty,
have created the very cruelty that this thread needed to achieve maximum humor.

**edg** · 05-14-2005, 06:55 AM

Hehe, can't believe I didn't think of this earlier:

You could say the fat lady has sung on this project...

edg

**El Chupacabra** · 05-14-2005, 07:14 AM

On the plus side, the Emigrant trail is rideable now?

**SkiJunky05** · 05-14-2005, 07:18 AM

So who tipped her off?

Date: Fri, 13 May 2005 17:10:55 -0700 (PDT)
From: "squawman" <squaaaaaaaaaaaaawmaaaan@gaper.com>
Subject: Re: meeting
To: "honey pie" <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>

DAMNIT, MOM.
I hate when you do this.
I'm telling dad.

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**shmerham** · 05-14-2005, 07:19 AM

I was thinking that Onehotchili, SuPu, Viva, Roo, and Yoga all conspired to create a fake craigslist ad, to which they all "responded" and created fake replies.

**bklyn** · 05-14-2005, 07:55 AM

What a great introduction to this place.

**shamrockpow** · 05-14-2005, 08:18 AM

Originally Posted by shmerham

I was thinking that Onehotchili, SuPu, Viva, Roo, and Yoga all conspired to create a fake craigslist ad, to which they all "responded" and created fake replies.

Yeah. I was about to say, onehotchili may have just been bored enough to take on this whole project. If so, kudos to that guy for some great entertainment. If "Jessica" is somehow real, best of luck to her.

Goodbye thread

**Core Shot** · 05-14-2005, 08:19 AM

Originally Posted by bklyntrayc

What a great introduction to this place.

Mmmmm.
Chocolate ski bunny.
My favorite flavor

Usually newbies are called "jong" and such,
but I will dispense with all that and suggest the other great newbie tradition,
which is to post naked pictures of yourself

P.S. - actually, the best introduction to this place is here:
http://tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20100

**Blizzard7763** · 05-14-2005, 08:23 AM

Originally Posted by SkiJunky05

Date: Fri, 13 May 2005 17:10:55 -0700 (PDT)
From: "squawman" <squaaaaaaaaaaaaawmaaaan@gaper.com>
Subject: Re: meeting
To: "honey pie" <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>

DAMNIT, MOM.
I hate when you do this.
I'm telling dad.

Haha, absolutely wonderful. I'm still rolling from that one.

**natty dread** · 05-14-2005, 08:51 AM

Originally Posted by Core Shot

Mmmmm.
Chocolate ski bunny.
My favorite flavor

Do you really think this is a funny/interesting comment? Sounds like something an epicski dork would say...

Originally Posted by Core Shot

Usually newbies are called "jong" and such,
but I will dispense with all that and suggest the other great newbie tradition,
which is to post naked pictures of yourself

I love it when jongs try to explain to other jongs "the way" of the board.

**onehotchili** · 05-14-2005, 09:00 AM

Originally Posted by shamrockpow

Yeah. I was about to say, onehotchili may have just been bored enough to take on this whole project. If so, kudos to that guy for some great entertainment.

i only wish i was that bored and had the time to entertain the maggots like she did. but it does have me thinking about posting ideas on other craigslists...

edit: btw, perhaps *the* most interesting fact is that this thread generated enough views to push into the top 3 (so far) on this board.

**powder11** · 05-14-2005, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by natty dread

Do you really think this is a funny/interesting comment? Sounds like something an epicski dork would say...

I love it when jongs try to explain to other jongs "the way" of the board.

core shot. 11.53 posts per day. back slowly away from your computer and get a life.

**truth** · 05-14-2005, 09:04 AM

Originally Posted by natty dread

I love it when jongs try to explain to other jongs "the way" of the board.

If a jong falls in the forest and only a jong is there to hear it does it still make a sound?

**Core Shot** · 05-14-2005, 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by natty dread

Do you really think this is a funny/interesting comment?

Actually, yes.
And I would guess she found it amusing also.
Ski Bunny + Chocolate Easter Bunny = Chocolate Ski Bunny => she has a healthy sense of humor

Beyond that, I paid her a nice complement.
I do like chocolate, although I'm married now, so I can't go to Baskin Robbins like I used to

I love it when jongs try to explain to other jongs "the way" of the board.

I registered here the same time as you, but I have been "born again" with a new name. Get over it.