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    You put your dick in a box again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post
    You put your dick in a box again?
    An interesting holiday variation on the old popcorn bucket in your lap at the movie theater.

    I have a few empty Tiffany boxes laying around that I save for when I buy the cheaper jewelry. I could use one of those.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post

    I have a few empty Tiffany boxes laying around that I save for when I buy the cheaper jewelry. I could use one of those.
    As the saying goes: "It's the thought that counts"

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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post
    You put your dick in a box again?
    Yup. Small thing in a large box.
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Yup. Small thing in a large box.

    get her a kegelciser...box wont seem so large
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    get her a kegelciser...box wont seem so large
    KQ Claus? Are you on board with this?
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    KQ Claus? Are you on board with this?
    well..... they are supposed to be good for many reasons/issues. She *might* appreciate it just make sure she doesn't have to open it in front of the whole family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    well..... they are supposed to be good for many reasons/issues. She *might* appreciate it just make sure she doesn't have to open it in front of the whole family.
    8)
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    It is dishwasher safe! http://www.amazon.com/Kegelcisor%C2%.../dp/B00BZ5JSCK Be sure to read the reviews.
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    It is dishwasher safe! http://www.amazon.com/Kegelcisor%C2%.../dp/B00BZ5JSCK Be sure to read the reviews.
    and it can be enjoyed by the whole family!


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    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    ^^ Wow, learn something new every day... I've never even heard of this before. My first thought by name, kegelcisor, was some sort of beer keg modified into a stationary bike. I must be showing my age.

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    Wow. Is she seeing anyone? It'd be interesting to hear a personal report.

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    Ask KQ Claus

    Would bang !
    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    Would bang !
    In Soviet Russia vagina bangs you
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    A shout out to KQ for all her shopping and gift suggestion advice... Merry Christmas, and there is always the gift return option and turning around and getting what you really want tomorrow.

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    ^^^ This.

    I hope it was as fun for KQ as it has been to read!

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    Props to KQ, the gift she suggested went over extremely well!

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    All Hail KQ Queen of Giftyness!
    watch out for snakes

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    Well... I'm glad it worked out for you guys. I have to admit I had some misgivings, I mean, I like what I like and we're not all the same. While I would like a Pandora bracelet another woman might like to have a remote starter installed on her car.

    I did get one of the gifts I suggested - that four pack of body souffle from Origins. Oh man the mint/rosemary is wonderful! I used it this morning - quite invigorating and it smells so good! Hoping Origins continues with the scent, it is not something they have had before.

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    skid luxury

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    Black Friday gettin in the blocks
    watch out for snakes

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    What to get mid 20's girls that are newly married or shacked up?

    One has spoke up and want's a quilt rack, rest are in limbo.

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    KQ, my wife wants some moccasin style slippers. Any recs beyond just buying a pair at Target?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phildo_Baggins View Post
    KQ, my wife wants some moccasin style slippers. Any recs beyond just buying a pair at Target?
    http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/tods-gom...r=PINK%20SUEDE
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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