Worst Thanksgiving?

**TBS** · 11-23-2016, 08:46 PM

Is too late to tell you about Kevlar kitchen gloves?

**Sirshredalot** · 11-23-2016, 09:18 PM

Originally Posted by TBS

Is too late to tell you about Kevlar kitchen gloves?

And the guard that comes with the mandolin? The one that nobody uses even though they really should?

Heal up fast. And commit some crimes now that your fingerprints won't quite match!

**BmillsSkier** · 11-24-2016, 12:32 AM

Sucks about the tip. Heal up!

Speaking of just the tip an amusing bar game going around this evening is "Ruin Thanksgiving In 4 Words"

So far the leader in the clubhouse is "your daughter loves anal"

**frorider** · 11-24-2016, 09:20 AM

How would that ruin thanksgiving?

**::: :::** · 11-24-2016, 09:31 AM

Lol -- happy thanksgiving !!

**TBS** · 11-24-2016, 12:15 PM

Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn

Yeah, this Thanksgiving is gonna be rough. We're just gonna go to a hot spring resort thing. Get drunk in a hot tub.

Vibes mang. Keep expectations low and be good to yourself.

**Meadow Skipper** · 11-24-2016, 01:27 PM

William S. Burroughs get all salty and shit concerning the holiday:

**PowderHorse** · 11-24-2016, 01:58 PM

Baked two turkeys for our big crowd and for leftovers. Set one outside to cool as the kitchen had become super crowded. Everyone sits down to eat, drink and be merry so we let the dogs out. About 15-20 minutes later, realized what I had done and found my bloated, cowering Chocolate Lab and a carcass under the picnic table. Seems like it took him about 48 hours to completely clean himself out after that.

**Meadow Skipper** · 11-24-2016, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by PowderHorse

Baked two turkeys for our big crowd and for leftovers. Set one outside to cool as the kitchen had become super crowded. Everyone sits down to eat, drink and be merry so we let the dogs out. About 15-20 minutes later, realized what I had done and found my bloated, cowering Chocolate Lab and a carcass under the picnic table. Seems like it took him about 48 hours to completely clean himself out after that.

**PowderHorse** · 11-24-2016, 02:46 PM

Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

YES!

**stuckathuntermtn** · 11-24-2016, 04:24 PM

Fairmont "Hot Springs" is kinda fucking dumb, tbh.

**Harry** · 11-24-2016, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn

Fairmont "Hot Springs" is kinda fucking dumb, tbh.

You shitting me ? I love that place.

**stuckathuntermtn** · 11-24-2016, 04:52 PM

The inside bar is ok.
Whole thing really isn't my kinda scene.
At least I'm drunk now.

**shroom** · 11-24-2016, 06:14 PM

what, no one was diggin' your speedo vibe?

**zartagen** · 11-24-2016, 07:39 PM

I was going to go for a Thanksgiving night tour, but I can't find my skins.

**Crampedon** · 11-24-2016, 08:15 PM

https://www.romper.com/p/ways-to-hel...ksgiving-23424

Yeah, it's the worst thanksgiving ever.

**NW_SKIER** · 11-24-2016, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by flowing alpy

....any good questionable women jokes this year?

Nope. Found me a good one since last year. Had dinner with her family this year, as mine is a fucking train wreck.

**BmillsSkier** · 11-24-2016, 08:33 PM

Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

Yes! Commonlaw has a thread for this.

**stuckathuntermtn** · 11-24-2016, 09:26 PM

Originally Posted by shroom

what, no one was diggin' your speedo vibe?

No one was even nude, wtf?

**stfu&gbtw** · 11-25-2016, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

William S. Burroughs get all salty and shit concerning the holiday:

He had such a bright future ahead of him writing Hallmark cards and just pissed it all away...

**Meadow Skipper** · 11-25-2016, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw

He had such a bright future ahead of him writing Hallmark cards and just pissed it all away...

Right? Drugs, I'm tellin' ya...

**Meadow Skipper** · 11-23-2017, 09:47 AM

Bumpitty. I already told my story.

**TBS** · 11-23-2017, 03:23 PM

Thanksgiving 2008.
My 86YO dad shows up at our house just as we are leaving for a party. He was was supposed to be at the house he shared with his ladyfriend - 200 miles away.

Me: Hi. Didn't expect to see you. Everything OK?
Dad: "Well we had a little set-to last night. Gary (GF's adult son) came over. He got real mouthy and refused to shut up, so I threw him out of the house"
Me: Define "threw him out out of the house"
Dad: "I threw him out the front door into the snow. Once you get a good grip on their belt and collar, they go just about anywhere you want."
Me: How did that go over?
Dad: "Well, Ellie wasn't too happy but she didn't to let him back in either. Then she got real bitchy this morning so here I am."
Me: OK. We are on our way to a party. Want to join us?
Dad: Nah. I called Flo (another ladyfriend) on the way here. Havin dinner there tonight then heading to the beach for a few nights with her.
Me: OK give her my best.

That was the last time I saw him...