Lets play "get to know the TGR office!"

[Yossarian]

Core Shot's thread got me thinking. We should really know more about you TGR staffers. You know, those of you behind the scenes that make the magic happen. (yeah, uhm, and the magic happened over here, and once over here - that was a really long shot...) The sisters (forgot your names), the office folk, little ducky duddle - I mean, Frozenfred - you Owens, Owens' wife, and all the others. So, I've created the following questionnaire for you all to fill out, and the rest of the crew will probably add to it as they see fit. I know I'm asking the tough questions, but for most people, these issues are pretty black and white. Or are they?

Black or white?

Mustard or mayo?

Mashed or fried?

Vanilla or chocolate?

Scrambled or boiled?

Grilled or baked?

Drunk or high?

On top or on bottom?

Ski or snowboard?

Summer or winter?

Booty or boobies?

Hot dog or hamburger?

Coors or bud?

On the bus or off the bus?

Shower or bath?

Marinara or alfredo?

Heaven or hell?

East or west?

Salsa or ketchup?

Dogs or cats?

SLC or Tahoe?

Voltron or transformers?

Rain or wind?

Mom or dad?

Foreigner or Journey?

Horseshoes or handgrenades?

Wheat or white?

Pickles or cucumbers?

Sprouts or lettuce?

Old school or new school?

Hip hop or country?

Plastic or ball bearings?

The Godfather or The Untouchables?

DeNiro or Pacino?

Iceman or Iceman?

and the list goes on...

[The Suit]

Jeezus that's a long list. Here goes ...

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You're right, those were all pretty black & white.

Sadly, neither of the Griffin sisters still works at TGR. One moved to Breckinridge to sell cookware, and the last I heard the other was bumming around South America with her boyfriend.

[Cornholio]

^^ Wuss. ^^

I think all we've learned so far that Mr. Suit has a commitment problem.

[The Suit]

I think all we've learned so far that Mr. Suit has a commitment problem.

Maybe.


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[FNG]

...and the last I heard the other was bumming around South America with a bunch of husky, latin women.

much better.