The Sarcasm Thread

[Meadow Skipper]

When you lot of clowns adopt sarcasm, it's time to go back to straight up ad hominem.

Fine, you're a fucking idiot, so you should shut up.

[iceman]

He was just doing the ad hominem thing for grins I believe.

[Meadow Skipper]

The only thing more boring that meadow skipper's life, is his personality.

If you weren't such a dumbass, you'd know that I lead a life of sparkling excitement, replete wth a winning personality. But you're a dumbass.

Can we go back to sarcasm now? You're a lot worse at that.

[Harry]

I am the best skier on the mountain.

[Tri-Ungulate]

Skip to about 2:10

Litotes!

[Tippster]

New Hampshire has better steep skiing terrain than any state west of the mississippi
Properly driven, a car without snow tires is safer in the winter
Wearing a helmet will force you into skiing more recklessly than letting ur brain just hang out
There are numerous plate bindings that are better for BC skiing than dynafits
If you take avy 2 you will die, most likely horrendously
Skiing a ski greater than 92 underfoot is poor style and is nothing short of cheating when skiing pow

Yes, those are great examples of sarcasm. You clearly have a grasp of the concept.

[Tippster]

I am the best skier on the mountain.

Your certainty is a revelation to us all.

[WaistDeepGroomers]

New Hampshire has better steep skiing terrain than any state west of the mississippi

Roger!!!!!