I publicly challenge Digitaldeath to GNAR

[gnarhuckerrrr]

Apparently Digitaldeath wants a ski-off. I'll give him one he'll remember for the rest of his life! I will try to make it to BBI but I might not be able to, I live in the midwest (but even though I am 1000 miles from mountains, I huck bigger cliffs than Digitaldeath ever will) and I don't have enough money to travel everywhere to ski, but I will be in the Wasatch this winter, so if Digitaldeath accepts my challenge then I hope that either I can make it to BBI (not promising), or that Digitaldeath will be able to make it to the Wasatch. Digitaldeath, if you accept my challenge, we will find a way to make it work. If you deny my challenge, you will eternally be remembered as biggest JONG to ever post on TGR.

Btw you remind me of Josh Matta, are you Josh Matta?

[gnarhuckerrrr]

Also when this happens, as many people as possible from TGR have to come to watch Digitaldeath get pwned.

[digitaldeath]

i think josh was my college professor

last time i accepted a ski off challenge i ended up losing $37 and the challenger was a no show

in the wasatch

[gnarhuckerrrr]

i think josh was my college professor

last time i accepted a ski off challenge i ended up losing $37 and the challenger was a no show

in the wasatch

I will bet you $37 that I will win. Do you live in the Wasatch?

[digitaldeath]

im in all the zones

my HQ is minneapolis

[digitaldeath]

I will bet you $37 that I will win. Do you live in the Wasatch?

are you going to reimburse me for any expenses? food, lodging, airfare, rental equipment>?

[gnarhuckerrrr]

are you going to reimburse me for any expenses? food, lodging, airfare, rental equipment>?

No I don't have money but I will go to Trollhaugen or Wild Mountain on opening day with you and ski backwards the whole way down the run, we can race backwards. Then in February or March we can ski in the Wasatch and have the real ski off.

[digitaldeath]

But u have money to ski wild mountain?

I don't ski in mn except on the lakes

[stuckathuntermtn]

[gnarhuckerrrr]

But u have money to ski wild mountain?

I don't ski in mn except on the lakes

Wild Mountain costs like $15 on opening day because it's only one run, different than paying you $1000 to go to the Wasatch. Meet me in Utah and we'll play GNAR. Don't back out of this challenge if you don't want to be remembered by everyone as a JONG forever.

[mall walker]

If you're old enough to drink I'll buy you a beer in the Wasatch.

I'll drink it too, but for a brief moment it would technically be yours.

[gnarhuckerrrr]

If you're old enough to drink I'll buy you a beer in the Wasatch.

I'll drink it too, but for a brief moment it would technically be yours.

I don't like beer but let's play GNAR this winter

[irul&ublo]

No I don't have money but I will go to Trollhaugen or Wild Mountain on opening day with you and ski backwards the whole way down the run, we can race backwards. Then in February or March we can ski in the Wasatch and have the real ski off.

Thinking you two should go here:

[TahoeJ]

If you MidWest jongs want to play GNAR you should really come to Squaw... if you say there's barely any snow, well, then you should know there's way more gnar points possible that way.

[gnarhuckerrrr]

Thinking you two should go here:

Not gnarly enough

[gnarhuckerrrr]

If you MidWest jongs want to play GNAR you should really come to Squaw... if you say there's barely any snow, well, then you should know there's way more gnar points possible that way.

Squaw skiers suck so much that they list any remotely difficult line as "not recommended" if there's less than 300 inches of snow and don't even give it a point value.

[mall walker]

I don't like beer

That's gonna cost you some serious GNAR points

[gnarhuckerrrr]

That's gonna cost you some serious GNAR points

GNAR doesn't require drinking beer but even if there were points for it I'd still win because my skiing skill more than makes up for any points I might lose from not drinking beer. Now let's play GNAR so I can prove I am gnarlier than you

[digitaldeath]

Ur username poser as fuk OP

[mall walker]

How many times has this guy been banned?

[skifishbum]

Less is more attention cravin jong
and if ya aint got castin skills
troll harder w/ more lines.

[Aus George]

If you MidWest jongs want to play GNAR you should really come to Squaw... if you say there's barely any snow, well, then you should know there's way more gnar points possible that way.

Second this. If you're going to this much effort, go all the way and do it properly, half the stuff is only relevant to Squaw anyway.

[that dude who did that thing]

We're all dumber for having read this thread.





If you're going to challenge someone to a ski-off, you really need to be willing to go to their home resort.

[hatchgreenchile]

GNAR be way more interesting at some Midwest molehill. Start there

[gnarhuckerrrr]

Ur username poser as fuk OP

You're just jealous that I am better than you.

Less is more attention cravin jong
and if ya aint got castin skills
troll harder w/ more lines.

You live in the Wasatch. I challenge you to GNAR too.

If you're going to challenge someone to a ski-off, you really need to be willing to go to their home resort.

I don't know where his home resort is. If it's somewhere I can reasonably travel to then sure.

GNAR be way more interesting at some Midwest molehill. Start there

Maybe we'll ski together in the midwest depending on if Digitaldeath wants to but the real game will be at Snowbird if Digitaldeath approves of Snowbird.