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Thread: Tammy Wynette cannot be reached for help-Divorce advice

  1. 04-28-2016, 01:52 PM #1176
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    Quote Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat View Post
    This thread is proof that the fastest route between point A and point B is a straight line, in the opposite direction.
    Mustard .....also good on Pretzels.
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  2. 04-28-2016, 01:53 PM #1177
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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Don't invite commonlaw to a BBQ
    nah, just make sure to provide him with pen and paper
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    We sure are trying hard.

    That's hilarious.

    You shut your whore mouth. If you even try to put that nasty BBQ shit anywhere near my burger I'll keelhaul ye.
    Pineapple ring bbq sauce cheddar bacon. Yum!

    But I'm normally a sautéed onion and mushroom and Swiss kinda guy. No condiments on that unless you want a little ketchup.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    nah, just make sure to provide him with pen and paper
    So he can scrawl...

    Gagggg HELP.!!!.. I'm deadly allergic to peanuts!!!! Gaggg...get me an epipen!!!
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    But I'm normally a sautéed onion and mushroom and Swiss kinda guy. No condiments on that unless you want a little ketchup.
    a culinary soulmate!
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    So, what am I to do with the Dijonnaise?

    Do I let her have it in the settlement or do I hoard it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gepeto View Post
    So, what am I to do with the Dijonnaise?

    Do I let her have it in the settlement or do I hoard it?
    Save that for Stone Crab claws.


    Not to nitpick, but Commonlaw, that caveman is skinning all wrong. His heels are fixed.
    I still call it The Jake.
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  8. 04-28-2016, 02:18 PM #1183
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    Quote Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat View Post
    Mustard overpowers a burger...
    Those of us that require green chile on our burgers are done talking to you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Those of us that require green chile on our burgers are done talking to you.
    Hell yeah Skip. Jalepeno and cheddar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    ...I foresee act 50 to be titled
    'I'm alright, nobody worry 'bout me'
    That might only apply to the mags who have completed their divorces and have pleasantly drunk themselves into a stupor.

    Dope and Ambien will still be on the table for debate though. Pio will sort it out.
    I still call it The Jake.
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  11. 04-28-2016, 02:25 PM #1186
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    I like peanut butter and pickles. Forgot about pickles. Jalapeños too hot for my sensibilities
    Decisions Decisions
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  12. 04-28-2016, 02:28 PM #1187
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    ...I foresee act 50 to be titled
    'I'm alright, nobody worry 'bout me'
    Then we'll segue into skinny skiing and bullfights on acid, though both of those belong in other forums.
    I’m shining like a new dime
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    Mustard on a burger that has been charred black is not bad.
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    Who the fuck hates burgers so much that they would intentionally char them black?

    Racists.
    I still call it The Jake.
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    recommended condiments for fur burger?
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  16. 04-28-2016, 02:35 PM #1191
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    Wtf double post
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    Coconut oil, duh.
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  18. 04-28-2016, 02:36 PM #1193
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    Coconut oil. Obviously.

    Fucking icemang, quick on the reply
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  20. 04-28-2016, 02:39 PM #1195
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    I've heard of the positive benefits of coconut oil in a divorce but it was only anecdotal evidence. I'm going to apply it to the population as a whole anyway.

    Burgers too.
    I still call it The Jake.
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  21. 04-28-2016, 02:40 PM #1196
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    I enjoyed the act in which the Kentucky Blugrass Sinsemilia was hashed out.
    Best thing about this is you can play 36 holes on it, then go home and get stoned to a Bejezus-belt on it.

    I have a feeling I'd hate watching Caddyshack with a bunch of you, as we're all shouting out every line while watching it
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Coconut oil, duh.
    Extra virgin
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    Sounds delicious!
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  24. 04-28-2016, 02:48 PM #1199
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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    Extra virgin
    An extra one?

    Check the spare!

    ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    An extra one?

    Check the spare!

    ?
    Woah, checking the spare over an extra virgin? Can't we all just get along and share?
    I still call it The Jake.
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