Tammy Wynette cannot be reached for help-Divorce advice

[Brock Landers]

Me no likey lettuce on burgers. Mayo, Onions, tomatoes, and avocado only please.

Mayo? wtf... Time for debate #37 in thread.

EDIT- we don't need Pio when Blurred works at BK, we can ask him

[wyeaster]

I don't have a Psychiatric disorder. Or haven't been diagnosed with one. Furthermore, I didn't disparage anyone's choice in booze or weed.

man, now i see why you were so offended i was nervous about doing a transaction on tgr over your golf clubs. you said my expression of anxiety -- which i think i specifically said had nothing to do with you -- was "questioning your integrity." i didn't "disparage" anybody's choice to drink or smoke weed. what a weird choice of words over that particular subject. there are a lot more people out there who have issues that they don't recognize than there are people who are diagnosed but you probably only like the official state stats and pointing fingers.

[4matic]

Really?

nobody "disparaged" anybody's choice to drink or smoke weed. .

the truth no matter what. it's impossible to find some emotional consistency with alcohol...drinking will only make everything worse.

[Tippster]

Fixed. Mayo on burgers, no. Ambien, optional.

Mustard is for sausages, you Philistine.

[4matic]

Mustard is for sausages, you Philistine.

Thousand island ok?

[Bromontana]

Ambien's exponentially better than booze or weed.

The pesky risk of poly drug induced potentiation & death has been ignored in this 'analysis' amirite?

[4matic]

The pesky risk of poly drug induced potentiation & death has been ignored in this 'analysis' amirite?

I was commenting on the singular value of the drug for sleep inducement based on my personal and extensive experience with all three. Side effects notwithstanding. So, in that respect you are right.

[Bromontana]

How u know? You may have ate it while you were asleep.

[wyeaster]

Really?

you should be a lawyer. that is not disparaging him or his choice. i think he was expressing some anxiety over his own choice. i didn't mock him or laugh at him like you have me for my choice. talking about negative impacts is not disparaging him or his choice. it was obviously in the context of SUPPORTING someone who was expressing issues with his emotional state and significant alcohol consumption and a difficult situation.

we don't exist on the same plane, 4matic, and no matter how much you attack me it doesn't change the reality i deal with or millions of others deal with. it doesn't change your ignorance or your spite. i have dealt with people like you -- well, not so much the arrogant moneyed part -- but people with your attitude for most of my life. it obviously used to hurt a lot. but i see things differently now and while i've tried to be respectful because i'm talking about something important to a lot of people, you're not trying to have a conversation or be supportive of anybody here.

[Art Shirk]

For me the decision tree is quite simple. Will sandwich be consumed on site? Yes, ok to put lettuce above cheese/meat, mixed any way w tomatoes and condomints. If the sandwich will be transported to another location or will sit in a wrapper for >5 minutes, it is imperative to protect the integrity of the bread by putting lettuce against the top side of the sandwich immediately under the bread. Then stash all gut-friendly condomints between the cheese and the lettuce. You can adapt this strategy to non burger style sandwiches with the same porpoise of keeping bread dry and fresh. Very juicy burgers require a horizontally aligned box for transport, along with a grease catch in the form of raised styrofoam rows to shield the all important bread from sog.

After all, even ambien doesn't cure a soggy sammy.

You listen and you listen good. Not having condiments touch the bread is straight up commie pinko. This relegates the bread to a vehicle that only delivers innards. A true sandwich or burger exists as a unified concept. Seriously, go reread Plato's allegory of the cave. What you are describing is an illusory sandwich shadow on your cave wall. Climb out of that cave and let the true form of the sandwich appear before you. Only then can you achieve total condiment consciousness.

[4matic]

i have dealt with people like you -

You have stated that because of your condition you cannot be around people. If that is truly the case then your ability to deal with people is very limited in scope.

[PNWbrit]

I miss Miracle Matt.... he'd be terrific in this thread.

we don't exist on the same plane

$37 says which one is on the treadmill.

[4matic]

Only then can you achieve total condiment consciousness.

Which is nice.

[Tippster]

Thousand island ok?

[My Pet Powder Goat]

Mustard touches my burger and we're going to have a fucking problem.

Also, every Burger should tecnically be a bacon cheeseburger

[Bromontana]

lmao, ty CLaw

looks like I have a lot to ponder....

[My Pet Powder Goat]

Which is nice.

Nailed it! (Finally)

[wyeaster]

You have stated that because of your condition you cannot be around people. If that is truly the case then your ability to deal with people is very limited in scope.

yes, my scope is very limited and i struggle to be around and interact with people. among other things, i have spent most of 30 years in the back of every room so nobody was behind me, facing all exits and entrances. i avoid driving and large crowds to the best of my ability. i make a beeline to the exit at the tiniest hint of conflict. i jump a foot off the ground at loud noises or car backfires or people coming up behind me. that's just one small aspect of it but i'm sure you will minimize that.

that's part of the reason i was sick for 6 weeks after going to alpental. it was existentially exhausting for me to interact with even nice people for 2 days in an environment that calms me more than anything. i did it knowing it would make me sick because i'm trying to overcome my limitations to the best of my ability for my son's sake. i also did it knowing i would likely soon be choosing to change my life in difficult ways, which is why i was talking about divorce in this thread before it got sidetracked.

i was 17 when i was barricaded for 4 hours in a shooting that killed 2 and injured another and ruined at least a couple after running to shut the door in a hail of gunfire. it ruined me no matter what i did - immediately and catastrophically and at least in some contexts, permanently. and almost everywhere i turned, i faced people with attitudes similar to yours.

before that, i was earnest, i was an excellent student who most of my teachers liked, i was team captain of my wrestling team and considered highly coachable, i was recruited by stanford for a while, i was elected drum major by more than 100 people out of 140, i had friends, i was an oregon track official for years and spent time around all kinds of championship athletes and highly successful people. i was very good interacting with people. there are many things you don't understand but i wasn't born this way.

[BmillsSkier]

Nailed it! (Finally)

SERIOUSLY!

Now, pickle, onion, mustard is the only acceptable burger toppings you damned troglodytes.

[Brock Landers]

Mustard on a burger is fucking insane. Get that shit out of here. That's the whole point of hot dogs.

[4matic]

SERIOUSLY!

Now, pickle, onion, mustard is the only acceptable burger toppings you damned troglodytes.

No onion for me unless they are sauteed. Raw onion overpowers the flavor of the burger and too much afterburn.

[iceman]

Mustard AND ketchup, foos. And sometimes mayo too.

[iceman]

No onion for me unless they are sauteed. Raw onion overpowers the flavor of the burger and too much afterburn.

You crazy. Gotta have raw onions.

[PNWbrit]

No onion for me unless they are sauteed. Raw onion overpowers the flavor of the burger and too much afterburn.

Sauteed onion keeps me awake.

[iceman]

This could be the driftiest thread ever.