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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    I don't smoke weed, drink excessively, or take Ambien and I'm having a hard time following this thread. I can only imagine how those that do are managing.
    As a drinker and huffer all I can say is the lack of Ambien is keeping me in the dark as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    You fuckers got real problems.
    Anyone want to here about the Bulgarian nanny, scuba instructor, assortted capital hill functionaries, ballerina with a PHD,.............
    No brown sugar yet, but it's in the works.
    pics or it didn't happen. I am curious why you want to get involved so quickly after. Animal spirits?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    I don't smoke weed, drink excessively.
    And you call yourself a maggot?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    I can't tee Caddyshack quotes up any better for you guys. You're slipping.
    Hey now! I was out doing drugs, like every day.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hohes View Post
    I couldn't give a fuck, but today I am procrastinating so TGR is my filler.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    As a drinker and huffer all I can say is the lack of Ambien is keeping me in the dark as well.
    Amby doesn't mix well with either. That I can assure you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    I think the phrase "are managing" has been made verboten in this thread.... as it's blatantly discriminatory of those that aren't... you're obviously cruel and heartless probably also ancient and backwards.. or is it backward and then ancient... check with spook.
    Guys and Mtngirl,
    Brit just made me realize I've been an asshole to everyone here, and I'd like to say I'm sorry. I considered starting a thread about it, but then I'd probably just delete it later when I came to my senses. I've had insecurity issues ever since I found out 33 yrs ago as a teenager my mother was a sex slave in Rangoon and my dad was not my real dad. I've carried this weight long enough and its time to come clean. I hope you all can forgive me for being an asshole, and understand as I move on with my life and try to become a better human being. Peace everyone.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    I don't want...I NEED Pio to comment on where he puts the lettuce in a burger.

    Fuck this ambien and marriage contract shit, the real question is sandwich construction
    Decisions Decisions

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    What drugs do you prefer on your sandwich?
    Quote Originally Posted by Hohes View Post
    I couldn't give a fuck, but today I am procrastinating so TGR is my filler.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4matic View Post
    pics or it didn't happen. I am curious why you want to get involved so quickly after. Animal spirits?
    I am taking your advice, nothing involved. It doen't seem to be an issue. In fact most women are pretty independent these days. Remember all these women have been directed to read " the pantsuit effect" and aren't looking for a husband. Girls just want to have fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PowderHorse View Post
    I'm here. And you guys think chicks are crazy?? [emoji91] [emoji12]
    Yo, howudoin'?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hohes View Post
    I couldn't give a fuck, but today I am procrastinating so TGR is my filler.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Guys and Mtngirl,
    Brit just made me realize I've been an asshole to everyone here, and I'd like to say I'm sorry. I considered starting a thread about it, but then I'd probably just delete it later when I came to my senses. I've had insecurity issues ever since I found out 33 yrs ago as a teenager my mother was a sex slave in Rangoon and my dad was not my real dad. I've carried this weight long enough and its time to come clean. I hope you all can forgive me for being an asshole, and understand as I move on with my life and try to become a better human being. Peace everyone.
    As I understand it the correct protocol or "form" for this kind of TGR mea culpa is to demand moderators rename your current post back catalog then come back as some complete other cunt.
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Guys and Mtngirl,
    Brit just made me realize I've been an asshole to everyone here, and I'd like to say I'm sorry. I considered starting a thread about it, but then I'd probably just delete it later when I came to my senses. I've had insecurity issues ever since I found out 33 yrs ago as a teenager my mother was a sex slave in Rangoon and my dad was not my real dad. I've carried this weight long enough and its time to come clean. I hope you all can forgive me for being an asshole, and understand as I move on with my life and try to become a better human being. Peace everyone.
    Are you moving to Panama too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlpenChronicHabitual View Post
    Are you moving to Panama too?
    Bwaaaaaahhhhhh....
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    I don't want...I NEED Pio to comment on where he puts the lettuce in a burger.

    Fuck this ambien and marriage contract shit, the real question is sandwich construction
    For me the decision tree is quite simple. Will sandwich be consumed on site? Yes, ok to put lettuce above cheese/meat, mixed any way w tomatoes and condomints. If the sandwich will be transported to another location or will sit in a wrapper for >5 minutes, it is imperative to protect the integrity of the bread by putting lettuce against the top side of the sandwich immediately under the bread. Then stash all gut-friendly condomints between the cheese and the lettuce. You can adapt this strategy to non burger style sandwiches with the same porpoise of keeping bread dry and fresh. Very juicy burgers require a horizontally aligned box for transport, along with a grease catch in the form of raised styrofoam rows to shield the all important bread from sog.

    After all, even ambien doesn't cure a soggy sammy.

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    Me no likey lettuce on burgers. Mayo, Onions, tomatoes, and avocado only please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4matic View Post
    I called spook on his comment about alcohol because he likes to huff the weed. Someone in spook's state has no business commenting on the detriment of alcohol vs weed.
    Kind of like someone who has a dependence on Ambien shouldn't be recommending it as a great drug?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Me no likey lettuce on burgers. mustard, Onions, tomatoes, avocado, bacon, manchego, and green chile only please.
    Fixed. Mayo on burgers, no. Ambien, optional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronWright View Post
    Kind of like someone who has a dependence on Ambien shouldn't be recommending it as a great drug?
    Just Like what the pot users do.....

    "edibles cured my athlete's foot!"
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Fixed. Mayo on burgers, no. Ambien, optional.
    No mayo on burgers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Just Like what the pot users do.....

    "edibles cured my athlete's foot!"
    That's a stretch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronWright View Post
    Kind of like someone who has a dependence on Ambien shouldn't be recommending it as a great drug?
    I don't have a Psychiatric disorder. Or haven't been diagnosed with one. Furthermore, I didn't disparage anyone's choice in booze or weed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronWright View Post
    That's a stretch.
    Not much of one though.
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bromontana View Post
    After all, even ambien doesn't cure a soggy sammy.
    How u know? You may have ate it while you were asleep.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hohes View Post
    I couldn't give a fuck, but today I am procrastinating so TGR is my filler.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4matic View Post
    I don't have a Psychiatric disorder. Or haven't been diagnosed with one.
    It's only a matter of time.

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    Hey does anyone have the phone number for the Wilson office? I need to get some racist comments I made back in 2014 deleted.

    Thanks.
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