Tammy Wynette cannot be reached for help-Divorce advice

[subtle plague]

Pony tail and Fedora fastfred challenge. Who gets laid more often? Mikey or fred?

Pics in fast freds diary thread!

Dating Websites, viagra, ex wives and oxygen are allowed.

Fastfred doesn't need therapy. He's got a loving father.

[RShea]

You didnt take a piss and rinse off your dick after fucking some rando?
Gross

And actually.you cant go monster bush a month after laser
you cant grow any bush after laser
Its permanent ( kinda) duh

Obviously the lasered and monster are 2 different chicks...

[Meadow Skipper]

I would love to have long hair again but I’m just too fkn bald in front for that to look good at all - nobody in my life would actually give a shit but I would feel like an asshole

kinda like if I wore Vans or a flat hat or a bucket hat or a fedora

Wait…Vans?

[RShea]

Wait…Vans?

Either the shoes, or else more than 1 "love machine" Van- alternating driving them depending on the chick of the week maybe.

[~mikey b]

yeah I think old men look silly in Vans shoes

[RShea]

yeah I think old men look silly in Vans shoes

Depends on the age and how hip they are- rock star type (or someone like Glenn Plake type of athlete) or just some middle aged past his prime regular guy in this thread...

[~mikey b]

me

[powdrhound]

As with everything else:
Time and Place.

[subtle plague]

As with everything else:
Time and Place.

Fastfred.

Christmas, 3rd bathroom of fastfred's latest 45 year old Yoga teacher in their petite family Chalet in Aspen, with her niece?
Vans Appropriate or not? Oxygen or no oxygen?

Edit: my opinion on this matter might be slightly biased as I still possess sone suicidal tendecies vans I bought for 27 bucks in Indonesia and put on if I try to be cool!

[fastfred]

Tell you guys I ain't bullshitting

I will update on my old man I called him this week looking for money he told me he's broke cause he bought two new cars last week a benz and a Honda

[MakersTeleMark]

[~mikey b]

oh yeah

[~mikey b]

my girl lollipop

she rollin herbs every day at about four o’clock

[TahoeJ]

If you're going to go with an app, Bumble is better than Tinder. But... I turned them all off about 2.5 years ago and Instagram is where it's at, hands down. No swiping bullshit, sliding into the DM's and what have you is much better. YMMV.

[Meconium]

Lauren Boebert

[Supermoon]

If you're going to go with an app, Bumble is better than Tinder. But... I turned them all off about 2.5 years ago and Instagram is where it's at, hands down. No swiping bullshit, sliding into the DM's and what have you is much better. YMMV.

Really? Wild.

[BC13]

Does one just automatically join a dating service after divorce ? Any recent;in the pool folks meet anyone IRL like the old days ? My sample date is small, a friend who divorced about 3 years ago and he met a much younger woman through work and he's still with her. His ex-wife is on multiple services OTOH. Do ex's see each other on these sites ?

Man, I got remarried almost 20 years ago. I met a lot of cool women on Match (OG dating site), as well as at grocery stores, the apartment pool, the gym, and the airport. I met my wife on Match.

The dating apps were slanted towards men if you were in your 30s and early 40s two decades ago. I've got no clue now.

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[Supermoon]

Does one just automatically join a dating service after divorce ? Any recent;in the pool folks meet anyone IRL like the old days ? My sample date is small, a friend who divorced about 3 years ago and he met a much younger woman through work and he's still with her. His ex-wife is on multiple services OTOH. Do ex's see each other on these sites ?

So I’m only a week or two in to this dating thing again, but I think it’s like almost all through apps now unless it’s like mutual friends or work or something (this is all anecdotal so it could be different for different groups of people).

You can definitely block all of your contacts on the apps if you want to not see people you know.

Honestly Hinge and Bumble have been really easy to match with people on. I get probably 5-10 a day. Tinder seems like it’s for younger people and I haven’t had any real conversations with anyone on there.

[BC13]

My buddy who got divorced in January got a lifetime membership to some of these sites. He’s been juggling two or three women at a time for the past six months. It will no doubt blow up in his face eventually, but he seems to be having a great time right now. But I did ask him what he’s going to do if he matches with his ex-wife, and he said that you can exclude certain names from being able to see you.

^ had a buddy who worked Tuesday-Friday about 2.5 hrs away. He routinely had girlfriend at home and one away. Each relationship had a max shelf life of about 90 days as the away girls would eventually want to visit him at home on the weekend while the home girlfriends would eventually want to come out to his weekday apartment for a day or two.

I told him he was ruining Match.com for future generations of men, and he was going to end up getting his dick cut off. One day, he seemed bummed out, so I asked him what was up and if he was OK? He told me both girls had broken up with him that morning, the same morning - within an hour of each other! I laughed out loud and told him to end the fucking pitty party and accept that it was just Karma. I still laugh, thinking about it - RIP Jimmy.

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[TahoeJ]

Really? Wild.

Absolutely. You kind of have to ease into it and get a feel for the process on instagram, but it's much much better. A pear emoji in someone's bio means they're single, FYI. There's a lot of women who feel like the dating apps are toxic as hell, and they're not wrong. I've had female friends show me some of the shit they get messaged on tinder and it's predictable but also a little crazy when you're seeing it happen to someone you know.

[oftpiste]

I've been on and off dating apps about 5 years. I have an enjoyed a wide variety of experiences, mostly good, from lighthearted fun only to nice relationships. I continue - after all this time - to be completely astounded by the stories I hear from nearly every woman about the prevailing douchenozzlish behavior of most men they meet. What fucking year is it? Do they think that shit will actually get them laid, or a relationship?

Interestingly, the two most important/significant relationships I've had since becoming available did not come from apps, but happened organically. Go figure.

I'm in a moment right now where dating feels tedious and like a lot of work. Not to mention fucking expensive. Also after a long time your right-swipes dramatically diminish in number as you begin to be able to read between the lines of profiles and avoid dead ends and oddballs. Oh, and then there are the dozens of fake profiles you have to wade through. PITA.

[RShea]

I've always heard that Tinder is for just hook ups mostly and not anything long term and yes it is a younger person's platform. (Not on it and never have been.)

[Foggy_Goggles]

yeah I think old men look silly in Vans shoes

Good thing nobody bases what they wear on what you think. Generational footwear? Am I allowed to still listen to the Pixes or do I need to move on to something more adult?

[dunfree]

Good thing nobody bases what they wear on what you think. Generational footwear? Am I allowed to still listen to the Pixes or do I need to move on to something more adult?

lol, it ain’t generational it’s age. You aren’t 20 anymore

[Supermoon]

I think it comes down to if it fits your style and personality, or if you look like a try-hard in a mid-life crisis.